DEAR blank SINCERELY blank

spare_change · 05-16-2011, 02:41 AM

Dear Glow-In-The-Dark-Frisbee,

You may glow in the dark, but the trees in my backyard don't.

Sincerely, in pain

spare_change · 05-16-2011, 02:42 AM

Dear people of the world,

80% of you think that you have above average intelligence.

Sincerely, you realize that is impossible right?

spare_change · 05-16-2011, 02:42 AM

Dear smokers,

You make it too easy.

Sincerely, cancer.

spare_change · 05-16-2011, 02:43 AM

Dear Lord,

Please give clothes to all the poor girls on my dad's laptop.

Sincerely, innocent little kid.

spare_change · 05-16-2011, 02:43 AM

Dear Americans,

Come to the dark side, we have free health care, a stronger dollar AND cookies.

Sincerely, Canadians.

spare_change · 05-16-2011, 02:44 AM

Dear Mom,

Just because you use a certain brand of pads doesn't mean you're supposed to like them on Facebook.

Sincerely, embarrassed daughter.

spare_change · 05-16-2011, 02:45 AM

Dear hole in my jeans,

So, we meet again...

Sincerely, foot.

spare_change · 05-16-2011, 02:46 AM

Dear Board of Education,

So are we.

Sincerely, students everywhere.

dietro · 05-18-2011, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spare_change

Dear Lord,

Please give clothes to all the poor girls on my dad's laptop.

Sincerely, innocent little kid.

I can't come up with one at the moment... but this one really made me laugh!!! Thanks for the chuckle!

Jelly · 05-18-2011, 02:31 PM

Dear blank

Please see the dear X thread

smartass · 05-18-2011, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jelly

Dear blank

Please see the dear X thread

or for the non passive aggressive posters, the dear blank please blank thread

Savvyone. · 05-18-2011, 03:32 PM

Dear Teacher

Give a jackass an education and he turns into a smartass.

Sincerely ~me~.

PunkyBob · 05-18-2011, 03:34 PM

Dear X and X,

That was an amazing night. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Conjoined Worshipper

Savvyone. · 05-18-2011, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jelly

Dear blank

Please see the dear X thread

You are in for it now Jelly......spare is going to have your ass for not putting in Sincerely......lol

Jelly · 05-18-2011, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savvyone

You are in for it now Jelly......spare is going to have your ass for not putting in Sincerely......lol

Ohhhh .. my bad!

Sincerely,
Your favorite

Big O · 05-18-2011, 03:38 PM

Let's let this die an early and ugly death.....
amen

Savvyone. · 05-18-2011, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big O

Let's let this die an early and ugly death.....
amen

Awe come on Big O.....I am having fun with this.....

Dear Farmer

With sufficient thrust.....pigs fly just fine.

Sincerely, Porky.

Big O · 05-18-2011, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savvyone

Awe come on Big O.....I am having fun with this.....

Dear Farmer

With sufficient thrust.....pigs fly just fine.

Sincerely, Porky.

ok...

Dear sewer plant operator.

without you my eyes would be brown.

thank you

Savvyone. · 05-18-2011, 03:44 PM

Dear Boyfriend

I cannot help that I am multi-talented being able to talk and piss you off at the same time.

Sincerely, The Wanton Girlfriend.

Savvyone. · 05-18-2011, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big O

ok...

Dear sewer plant operator.

without you my eyes would be brown.

thank you

Ok honey, you have done it now....spare is going to toss all our butts out of here......

You have to say Sincerely.....LOL

Big O · 05-18-2011, 03:46 PM

dear Wanton Girlfriend,

sometimes you just piss me the F off..... lol

boyfriend

humbleknight · 05-18-2011, 03:46 PM

Dear Wanton Girlfriend,

Please be advised that your inability to let me in your heart has only prolonged my stay in your life.

Sincerely, Marathon Runner

Big O · 05-18-2011, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savvyone

Ok honey, you have done it now....spare is going to toss all our butts out of here......

You have to say Sincerely.....LOL

oh, did I not read the rules corectly?

Savvyone. · 05-18-2011, 03:51 PM

Dear Man In My Life

I do not have an attitude. I have a personality that you can't handle.

Sincerely,

The Charming Bitch.

humbleknight · 05-18-2011, 03:53 PM

Dear Charming Bitch,

Dreams and visions are for the unstable of mind. Perhaps a reality check is in order

Sincerely, Dr. Feelgood

05-16-2011, 02:41 AM	#1
spare_change Multiple Orgasm Donor I Love It Here Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Colorado Age: 72 Posts: 29,592 Thanks: 2,468 Thanked 4,146 Times in 2,865 Posts Blog Entries: 8	DEAR blank SINCERELY blank Dear Glow-In-The-Dark-Frisbee, You may glow in the dark, but the trees in my backyard don't. Sincerely, in pain

05-18-2011, 02:31 PM	#10
Jelly Bite Me Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Mayberry Age: 41 Posts: 18,499 Thanks: 9,082 Thanked 9,456 Times in 5,162 Posts	Dear blank Please see the dear X thread __________________

05-18-2011, 03:32 PM	#12
Savvyone. Flirting God Join Date: Oct 2010 Age: 57 Posts: 26,021 Thanks: 7,445 Thanked 7,160 Times in 5,643 Posts	Dear Teacher Give a jackass an education and he turns into a smartass. Sincerely ~me~. __________________ Wanted deleted but then started to try and come back under various names.

05-18-2011, 03:34 PM	#13
PunkyBob Hooked on Ninjadorable. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reachable. If you have the proper spell. Age: 58 Posts: 12,942 Thanks: 1,464 Thanked 2,813 Times in 1,999 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Dear X and X, That was an amazing night. Thank you. Sincerely, Conjoined Worshipper __________________ I tried doing "humble"... it came out looking "constipated."

05-18-2011, 03:44 PM	#19
Savvyone. Flirting God Join Date: Oct 2010 Age: 57 Posts: 26,021 Thanks: 7,445 Thanked 7,160 Times in 5,643 Posts	Dear Boyfriend I cannot help that I am multi-talented being able to talk and piss you off at the same time. Sincerely, The Wanton Girlfriend. __________________ Wanted deleted but then started to try and come back under various names.

05-16-2011, 02:42 AM	#2
spare_change Multiple Orgasm Donor I Love It Here Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Colorado Age: 72 Posts: 29,592 Thanks: 2,468 Thanked 4,146 Times in 2,865 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Dear people of the world, 80% of you think that you have above average intelligence. Sincerely, you realize that is impossible right?

05-16-2011, 02:43 AM	#4
spare_change Multiple Orgasm Donor I Love It Here Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Colorado Age: 72 Posts: 29,592 Thanks: 2,468 Thanked 4,146 Times in 2,865 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Dear Lord, Please give clothes to all the poor girls on my dad's laptop. Sincerely, innocent little kid.

05-16-2011, 02:44 AM	#6
spare_change Multiple Orgasm Donor I Love It Here Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Colorado Age: 72 Posts: 29,592 Thanks: 2,468 Thanked 4,146 Times in 2,865 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Dear Mom, Just because you use a certain brand of pads doesn't mean you're supposed to like them on Facebook. Sincerely, embarrassed daughter.

05-16-2011, 02:45 AM	#7
spare_change Multiple Orgasm Donor I Love It Here Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Colorado Age: 72 Posts: 29,592 Thanks: 2,468 Thanked 4,146 Times in 2,865 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Dear hole in my jeans, So, we meet again... Sincerely, foot.

05-16-2011, 02:46 AM	#8
spare_change Multiple Orgasm Donor I Love It Here Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Colorado Age: 72 Posts: 29,592 Thanks: 2,468 Thanked 4,146 Times in 2,865 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Dear Board of Education, So are we. Sincerely, students everywhere.

05-18-2011, 03:38 PM	#16
Big O Flirting God Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: no shirt, no shoes, no problem.... Age: 63 Posts: 28,191 Thanks: 3,050 Thanked 3,690 Times in 3,073 Posts	Let's let this die an early and ugly death..... amen

05-18-2011, 03:46 PM	#21
Big O Flirting God Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: no shirt, no shoes, no problem.... Age: 63 Posts: 28,191 Thanks: 3,050 Thanked 3,690 Times in 3,073 Posts	dear Wanton Girlfriend, sometimes you just piss me the F off..... lol boyfriend

05-18-2011, 03:46 PM	#22
humbleknight Flirting God Join Date: Sep 2010 Age: 58 Posts: 1,822 Thanks: 294 Thanked 362 Times in 313 Posts	Dear Wanton Girlfriend, Please be advised that your inability to let me in your heart has only prolonged my stay in your life. Sincerely, Marathon Runner

05-18-2011, 03:51 PM	#24
Savvyone. Flirting God Join Date: Oct 2010 Age: 57 Posts: 26,021 Thanks: 7,445 Thanked 7,160 Times in 5,643 Posts	Dear Man In My Life I do not have an attitude. I have a personality that you can't handle. Sincerely, The Charming Bitch. __________________ Wanted deleted but then started to try and come back under various names.

05-18-2011, 03:53 PM	#25
humbleknight Flirting God Join Date: Sep 2010 Age: 58 Posts: 1,822 Thanks: 294 Thanked 362 Times in 313 Posts	Dear Charming Bitch, Dreams and visions are for the unstable of mind. Perhaps a reality check is in order Sincerely, Dr. Feelgood