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Multiple Orgasm Donor
I Love It Here
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Colorado
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![]() Dear Glow-In-The-Dark-Frisbee,
You may glow in the dark, but the trees in my backyard don't. Sincerely, in pain |
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Multiple Orgasm Donor
I Love It Here
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Colorado
Age: 71
Posts: 29,592
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![]() Dear people of the world,
80% of you think that you have above average intelligence. Sincerely, you realize that is impossible right? |
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Multiple Orgasm Donor
I Love It Here
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Colorado
Age: 71
Posts: 29,592
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Blog Entries: 8
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![]() Dear Americans,
Come to the dark side, we have free health care, a stronger dollar AND cookies. Sincerely, Canadians. |
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Multiple Orgasm Donor
I Love It Here
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Colorado
Age: 71
Posts: 29,592
Thanks: 2,468
Thanked 4,146 Times in 2,865 Posts
Blog Entries: 8
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![]() Dear Mom,
Just because you use a certain brand of pads doesn't mean you're supposed to like them on Facebook. Sincerely, embarrassed daughter. |
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Super Flirt
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Bite Me
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Location: Mayberry
Age: 41
Posts: 18,494
Thanks: 9,076
Thanked 9,454 Times in 5,160 Posts
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![]() Dear blank
Please see the dear X thread
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exile in guyville
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Location: lower and to the left please.
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or for the non passive aggressive posters, the dear blank please blank thread
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Flirting God
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![]() Dear Teacher
Give a jackass an education and he turns into a smartass. Sincerely ~me~.
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Hooked on Ninjadorable.
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![]() Dear X and X,
That was an amazing night. Thank you. Sincerely, Conjoined Worshipper
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I tried doing "humble"... it came out looking "constipated." |
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Flirting God
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You are in for it now Jelly......spare is going to have your ass for not putting in Sincerely......lol
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Bite Me
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Sincerely, Your favorite ![]()
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Flirting God
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Location: no shirt, no shoes, no problem....
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![]() Let's let this die an early and ugly death.....
amen |
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Flirting God
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Awe come on Big O.....I am having fun with this.....
Dear Farmer With sufficient thrust.....pigs fly just fine. Sincerely, Porky.
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![]() Dear Boyfriend
I cannot help that I am multi-talented being able to talk and piss you off at the same time. Sincerely, The Wanton Girlfriend.
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Flirting God
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You have to say Sincerely.....LOL
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Flirting God
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![]() dear Wanton Girlfriend,
sometimes you just piss me the F off..... lol boyfriend |
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![]() Dear Wanton Girlfriend,
Please be advised that your inability to let me in your heart has only prolonged my stay in your life. Sincerely, Marathon Runner |
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Flirting God
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![]() Dear Man In My Life
I do not have an attitude. I have a personality that you can't handle. Sincerely, The Charming Bitch.
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Flirting God
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![]() Dear Charming Bitch,
Dreams and visions are for the unstable of mind. Perhaps a reality check is in order Sincerely, Dr. Feelgood |
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