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Old 06-22-2011, 01:26 AM   #151
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Dear A,

WTF do you mean "M made me do it"? M can't make you do shit...she's been trying since Day 1. And M doesn't like to fail.

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Old 06-22-2011, 01:29 AM   #152
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Dear A,

WTF do you mean "M made me do it"? M can't make you do shit...she's been trying since Day 1. And M doesn't like to fail.

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Dear Super M:

On advice of counsel I decline to comment as my answer may serve to incinerate me

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Old 06-22-2011, 06:39 AM   #153
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Dear spare

Thank you for this thread. I bet you never thought you'd here me say that.

Sincerely "A Grateful Poster".
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Old 06-22-2011, 08:38 AM   #154
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dear life,

leave me alone...i'm not in the mood for it today.

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Old 06-22-2011, 11:24 AM   #155
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Dear Sick of this

BTW, IMO call the CEO of the ISP ASAP, HTH, LMAO

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Dear BG,

I understood almost all of that

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ISP...I think I have an extra one, in my other pants though, wait and I will get it for you.
Sincerly Just Trying to Help

Dear Just Trying to Help,

If you really want to help...could you help me fix the rest of the problem?

Sincerely,
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Old 06-22-2011, 11:38 AM   #156
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Dear Han,

I'm still waiting for an answer & I'm also wondering if it got all over your face if in fact you did do it.

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Old 06-22-2011, 12:00 PM   #157
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Dear U.S.,

Thank you for becoming a good friend... who know maybe someday we might be able to meet for coffee - but I still won't tell you my exact location, LOL

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Old 06-22-2011, 01:49 PM   #158
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Dear Blank

Your complexity baffles me. I am fast enough and smart enough, but since you don't have what it takes to challenge me it will be your loss.

Sincerely -me-
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Old 06-22-2011, 01:53 PM   #159
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Dear Amonte and TJ,

You both are making me laugh a lot today. It woulda been hella boring without you 2..TY!

Very appreciative Icy
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:01 PM   #160
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Dear X

Sometimes you dont have to talk, just knowing someone is there can be enough.

Thanks,
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:05 PM   #161
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:07 PM   #162
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dear yousguys,

hi!

sincerely,
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:15 PM   #163
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Dear Pals 'o' Mine ( yes you, you & you )

I am sorry that I am so anally retentive that I can't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture. Deal with it.

Sincerely

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Old 06-22-2011, 02:29 PM   #164
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Dear little man

Happy Birthday! I hope its a great day for you. I am so proud of the smart, polite, responsible, and fun young man you have grown to be. I love you buddy

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Old 06-22-2011, 02:35 PM   #165
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Dear X's (AKA....EVERYONE),

Isn't THIS thread so much better? I mean look at how many actual NAMES being NAMED there are!!! Amazing how refreshing that is
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:36 PM   #166
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Dear Navy,

BE NICE!!! We want to keep this thread!

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Old 06-22-2011, 02:38 PM   #167
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Dear Tom,

Can you edit my last post?

Thanks

P.S. Nevermind...I can do it...LOL
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:39 PM   #168
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Dear Ally,

This reminds me of an Old Mr. Mom quote by Michael Keaton........."Irv, I wasn't even IN Aisle 7"

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Old 06-22-2011, 02:39 PM   #169
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Dear Han ...

Can I just continue to address you as chickenhead instead?

From ....

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Old 06-22-2011, 02:39 PM   #170
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Dear Ally,

You think just because you're cute you can get away with telling people what to do. Okay you can...dammit.

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Old 06-22-2011, 02:44 PM   #171
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Dear Hyde,

Being a teacher with big boobs helps too.

Sincerely,

Big Boob teacher



Dear Han,

Again, we are having language barriers. Huh????

Sincerely,

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Old 06-22-2011, 02:46 PM   #172
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dear chatters,

it's all fun and games until someone loses a thread

sincerely,
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:51 PM   #173
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Dear Mr. Potatoe Head

I am sorry I know nothing of internet etiquette and tend to be into mutual psychological torture. Otherwise I am basically normal.

Sincerely "Princess"
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Old 06-22-2011, 08:04 PM   #174
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Dear Knothead,

I wish you were feeling better

missing you,
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Old 06-22-2011, 08:05 PM   #175
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Dear Madame X,

Congrats on getting your 76 posts back... and then some.

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