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Old 06-22-2011, 08:48 PM   #176
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Dear Newbies,

I know we put you through hell sometimes and you have to put up with a lot of teasing at first....but sometimes you just kind of ask for it. Ya know?

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Old 06-22-2011, 08:55 PM   #177
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And here I thought I was just special. Oh well.

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Old 06-22-2011, 08:59 PM   #178
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Dear SB,

*pats head* You ARE special. Vewy vewy special. *pinches cheeks*

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Old 06-22-2011, 09:00 PM   #179
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Dear Ally,

Are motorboats ok between BFFs?

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Old 06-22-2011, 09:01 PM   #180
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Dear Work computer and IT guy

Get your shit together ... I will not go another 10 hour day on the boss' computer (Kinda hard to pull my goof off time there)

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Old 06-22-2011, 09:05 PM   #181
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Dear Shawn:

You'll need to triple the IT budget before you can start making demands like that.

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Old 06-22-2011, 09:14 PM   #182
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Dear former diego-dude,

A red rep?? Really?? You suck!!

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Old 06-22-2011, 09:17 PM   #183
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Dear Senior M&F,
You were new once too
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Old 06-22-2011, 09:19 PM   #184
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Dear Newbie

Shhhh

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Old 06-22-2011, 09:22 PM   #185
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Dear Jokersedge,

Yup...we all went through it. And those who have a sense of humour and can banter right back tend to become old timers like us.

Have fun!

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Old 06-22-2011, 09:25 PM   #186
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Dear Big O and shawn

I won't say a word about what just took place in the "Sox thread"

Zippin my lip. Taping my fingers.

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Old 06-22-2011, 09:27 PM   #187
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Dear Old timers,
I my be new here, but not my first rodeo..
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Old 06-22-2011, 09:28 PM   #188
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I've never been to a rodeo. Are they fun?

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Old 06-22-2011, 09:28 PM   #189
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Dear joker

So ya have ridden a few mares and bulls huh.

Nice to meet ya.

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Old 06-22-2011, 09:30 PM   #190
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Dear all
I have rode almost everything once.. and one thing I will never ride..
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Old 06-22-2011, 09:33 PM   #191
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Dear Savvy,

I would rather you let out what you feel instead of zipping your lip.....

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Old 06-22-2011, 09:34 PM   #192
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Dear Big O

Did anyone ever tell you that you are "trouble" personified? But because you have a huge w----- we will let you off lightly.

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Old 06-22-2011, 09:38 PM   #193
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Dear Savvy.

My W------ is all you will ever need for the rest of your life..

just sayin'
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Old 06-23-2011, 02:21 AM   #194
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Dear Q Thread Regulars,

All of you rock. Kept me busy all day. Distraction at its best. I heart you all..TYTYTY

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Old 06-23-2011, 02:23 AM   #195
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Dear Fool,

I was not there today. Does that mean I am not a regular?

Sincerely,
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Old 06-23-2011, 02:26 AM   #196
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Dear Confused,

I believe you were there in spirit with me. Hmm..is that why I did so poorly? Food for thought.

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Dear Fool

Glad to see you are coming to your senses.

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Old 06-23-2011, 10:34 AM   #198
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Dear Stubborn Patient,


I'm worried about you, despite the fact that you told me not to.


pacing the halls,
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Dear Crush,

Have I told you lately that your work is interfering with my love life? You really need to work on that.

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Dear Knox,


I can't concentrate on work today until I hear from you. The taxpayers are starting to get annoyed....


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