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Old 08-23-2017, 07:00 AM   #26
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Old 08-23-2017, 04:05 PM   #27
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Do you now or have you ever resided in Australia?
Are you related to cotties
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Old 08-23-2017, 04:28 PM   #28
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Old 08-23-2017, 04:43 PM   #29
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Old 08-23-2017, 04:47 PM   #30
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Old 08-23-2017, 05:15 PM   #31
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The old question .
AGE , SEX, Location
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Old 08-23-2017, 06:34 PM   #32
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Old 08-23-2017, 08:14 PM   #33
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Old 08-23-2017, 08:18 PM   #34
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Old 08-23-2017, 08:33 PM   #35
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You stole my question.
Slow poke. Poke....poke....deep poke.
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Old 08-23-2017, 09:01 PM   #36
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And ...Anal? Yes???
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Old 08-23-2017, 09:20 PM   #37
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Old 08-23-2017, 10:52 PM   #38
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^ a point is a hypercube in 0 dimensions. < oh there's another one!
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Old 08-23-2017, 11:19 PM   #39
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Old 08-23-2017, 11:20 PM   #40
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Old 08-24-2017, 12:54 AM   #41
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Do your neighbors call the police because of noise when you're having sex?
Is that a good or bad thing?
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Old 08-24-2017, 02:02 AM   #42
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Old 08-24-2017, 12:31 PM   #43
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^ a point is a hypercube in 0 dimensions. < oh there's another one!
Yeah.
Why bother with any n dimensional analysis when point explains everything?
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Old 08-25-2017, 12:11 PM   #44
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Do you swallow??

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I bet more dudes tick that than chicks...........just sayin



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Old 08-25-2017, 12:15 PM   #45
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geez........finally a question that stumped me..

Can I write perhaps?
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Are you involved with Cotties?
wow...blow my mind. Thats two straight...hmmmmmmm

The answer is hell no.

I was kidding ....but not about that sucking bit I mentioned but about you suckers get two straight on me...shhh focus.....I'm on a roll..ssshhh
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Old 08-25-2017, 12:23 PM   #47
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Old 08-25-2017, 12:23 PM   #48
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Always and forever, no matter what planet I am living on, and no matter what I had for breakfast.
wow...a bit kinky but yeah...lets do it.

or was that a question....i'll tick yes incase
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Old 08-25-2017, 12:26 PM   #49
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So when I give back the lotion does it go into the basket or????
..I need a break..thats just stunted my mojo
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Old 08-25-2017, 05:08 PM   #50
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..I need a break..thats just stunted my mojo
I always thought you always had problems with a stunded mojo?
Or then again it's probly just the way you walk
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