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Old 07-12-2011, 06:37 PM   #5726
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.....that the skies not the limit, when there are footprints on the moon......
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:38 PM   #5727
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that my addiction (this site) can actually go down! The horror!!!!!!!!!!!!
i've been in panic mood...and my bromie didnt answer her messy!!
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:41 PM   #5728
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to pull away. its best in the long run.
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Old 07-12-2011, 07:58 PM   #5729
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that wiscy truly is stalkable
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Old 07-12-2011, 07:59 PM   #5730
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Apparently Im moving to Newark
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Old 07-12-2011, 08:00 PM   #5731
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Apparently Im moving to Newark


well don't leave me behind dammit!!
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Old 07-12-2011, 08:02 PM   #5732
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well don't leave me behind dammit!!
we need a big apartment
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Old 07-12-2011, 08:09 PM   #5733
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we need a big apartment

you, me, frenchie, wiscy.....we'll need at least a one bedroom
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Old 07-12-2011, 08:10 PM   #5734
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I Fucking Hate Sewing Badges On Jumpers
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Old 07-12-2011, 08:27 PM   #5735
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i've been in panic mood...and my bromie didnt answer her messy!!
Awww I'm sure you put the site back on track without me as evidenced by a certain thread and certain wall.
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Old 07-12-2011, 09:09 PM   #5736
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my daughter is going to kill me little by little, instead of just straight out all at once
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Old 07-12-2011, 09:37 PM   #5737
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Its never going to be simple
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Old 07-12-2011, 09:39 PM   #5738
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my husband is still a stupid fuck!
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Old 07-12-2011, 09:41 PM   #5739
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the answer will always be.....me
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Old 07-12-2011, 10:51 PM   #5740
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that even though I clean my house often, a deep cleaning is needed at least once a week.... omg... 4 hours of cleaning? who knew....
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Old 07-12-2011, 10:56 PM   #5741
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Old 07-13-2011, 01:50 AM   #5742
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alot since midnight.....
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Old 07-13-2011, 01:54 AM   #5743
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to much and still no sleep
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Old 07-13-2011, 03:02 AM   #5744
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never try debating in q format.
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Old 07-13-2011, 03:13 AM   #5745
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To engage filter=lighthearted in the q forum.
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Old 07-13-2011, 03:22 AM   #5746
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not enough
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Old 07-13-2011, 04:08 AM   #5747
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How much fun girl talk can be
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Old 07-13-2011, 05:59 AM   #5748
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I need to find more hobbies.
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Old 07-13-2011, 06:13 AM   #5749
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that old sweats can be very sexy if they're threatening to fall off the right body...I'd circle the block to see that gardener again.
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Old 07-13-2011, 06:15 AM   #5750
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