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Old 01-26-2016, 05:33 PM   #8151
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Old 01-26-2016, 05:36 PM   #8152
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Old 01-26-2016, 05:38 PM   #8153
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I tire more easily now..
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Old 01-26-2016, 10:37 PM   #8154
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That pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
Only pizza can please everyone! Just saying! Saw a quote on FB that said "you can never please everyone, your not pizza" and since then my thinking has changed! It's so true!!
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Old 02-04-2016, 01:41 AM   #8155
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"learned" is also acceptable word for "learnt"
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Old 02-04-2016, 01:46 AM   #8156
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Old 02-04-2016, 02:02 AM   #8157
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today I learned that Chuck eCheese has too many bugs.. It's a rumor from kindergarten & there are kids choosing to not go there! :
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Old 02-04-2016, 03:57 PM   #8158
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To remember where you parked.
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Old 02-04-2016, 03:58 PM   #8159
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Old 02-04-2016, 04:00 PM   #8160
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For God's sake! I've been learning shit almost 64 years....I can't learn something new everyday! There's not much left!
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Old 02-04-2016, 04:17 PM   #8161
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Old 02-04-2016, 05:18 PM   #8162
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yeah... I get hooked on watching those scrubbing bubbles, myself.
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Old 02-04-2016, 09:12 PM   #8163
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How long a three mile drive can be after a six mile walk and you have to pee
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Old 02-04-2016, 10:07 PM   #8164
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I was too busy just trying to get by. Some days are just that way.
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Old 02-13-2016, 09:35 PM   #8165
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That some days are better than others
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Old 02-13-2016, 09:50 PM   #8166
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That coffee is a miracle drug ..
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Old 02-13-2016, 10:11 PM   #8167
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Orders are to be obeyed
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Old 02-13-2016, 10:13 PM   #8168
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Inversion tables are fun
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Old 02-13-2016, 10:23 PM   #8169
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...that my demographic for "hotness" has changed dramatically since a decade ago. I am now wildly adored by the category of men who are slightly older than me to 1 day prior to death. It's been a while since a category of the male population has been so enamored with me. I'm going with my sort of clumsy, quirky, adorable qualities and quite frankly I have never been so enamored with myself.
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Old 02-14-2016, 10:45 AM   #8170
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Old 02-14-2016, 05:09 PM   #8171
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People (who claim to be your friend) will use you to make themselves look good...sigh
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Old 02-14-2016, 05:36 PM   #8172
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Nancy Astor is quite fascinating.
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Old 02-14-2016, 07:24 PM   #8173
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Old 02-14-2016, 08:46 PM   #8174
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That the sixth degrees of separation is not enough when i dont feel good .
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Old 02-14-2016, 08:56 PM   #8175
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That ^^^ she's sick, and I hope she gets well soon ..
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