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Old 01-26-2018, 05:20 PM   #8326
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Old 01-28-2018, 01:00 AM   #8327
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Old 01-28-2018, 11:28 AM   #8328
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How much he does not care , and that he does not love me .
I am so sorry. Iíve been there and know how much that hurts
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Old 01-28-2018, 12:32 PM   #8329
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Old 01-28-2018, 12:35 PM   #8330
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The nutcase is back
Oh shit. Hope you donít mean me.
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Old 01-28-2018, 01:18 PM   #8331
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Oh shit. Hope you donít mean me.
I hope sheís means me! You canít have all the nutty credentials.
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Old 01-28-2018, 01:19 PM   #8332
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Old 01-28-2018, 01:21 PM   #8333
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Oh shit. Hope you donít mean me.

Pfft never ya or I would say the sexy nutcase...
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Old 01-28-2018, 01:22 PM   #8334
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I hope sheís means me! You canít have all the nutty credentials.
all this nut talk is getting me horny
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Old 01-28-2018, 01:22 PM   #8335
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Morning ladies!
Morning gorgeous!!
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Old 01-28-2018, 01:25 PM   #8336
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Pfft never ya or I would say the sexy nutcase...
God I missed your sexy ass!!!
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Old 01-28-2018, 01:26 PM   #8337
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all this nut talk is getting me horny
Thought it was just me.
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Old 01-28-2018, 01:30 PM   #8338
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How much he does not care , and that he does not love me .
Awe...I don’t like to see you sad. That’s a shitty feeling to feel unloved, not valued and under-appreciated. Don’t ever allow someone else to steal your joy and keep it contained. It’s your power...take it back! Chin check that mf’s with your confidence and give yourself a high 5! Keep your head up, C! Set your boundaries and stick with em, beautiful friend!
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Old 01-28-2018, 01:32 PM   #8339
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God I missed your sexy ass!!!

Next time don't leave or take me with ya or I will spank that ass of yours!!
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Old 01-28-2018, 01:33 PM   #8340
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Our self esteem and confidence comes from our own self worth, not what a man disihes out to us.. plus I hate that woman is attached to the word man..
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Old 01-28-2018, 01:47 PM   #8341
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Next time don't leave or take me with ya or I will spank that ass of yours!!
How do I get the spanking with out leaving?
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Old 01-28-2018, 02:25 PM   #8342
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that to fully enjoy my Sundays, I might need to enjoy my Saturday nights a little less.
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Old 01-28-2018, 02:27 PM   #8343
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Thereís lots here! We should have of the star nut of day recognition here.
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Old 01-28-2018, 02:28 PM   #8344
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Thereís lots here! We should have of the star nut of day recognition here.
Yes I am. um but I prefer Legs
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Old 01-28-2018, 02:29 PM   #8345
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Thereís lots here! We should have of the star nut of day recognition here.
I could nominate a few. Bet some would nominate me.
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Old 01-28-2018, 02:31 PM   #8346
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It really is the lies that undo us
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Old 01-28-2018, 03:29 PM   #8347
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I could nominate a few. Bet some would nominate me.
Iíd prolly be nominated every other day! Half of the members on this site demonstrates bipolar traits, but I donít think thatís necessarily a bad thing. Perhaps we feel this is a safe place to fall apart and be true to what we are feeling on any given day.


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Old 01-28-2018, 03:42 PM   #8348
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Letting go is much harder than anticipated and may require lots of unlogged time.
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Old 01-28-2018, 06:01 PM   #8349
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I never want him to feel one ounce of the pain . Because, I love him . Damn
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That all kinds of people come in and then for reasons leave our lives.. It's just the way it goes..
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