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Old 06-28-2011, 09:12 PM   #676
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Old 06-28-2011, 09:15 PM   #677
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Old 06-28-2011, 09:23 PM   #678
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Old 06-28-2011, 09:24 PM   #679
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buying me a bottle of wine to sip on and relax tonight
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Old 06-28-2011, 09:24 PM   #680
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Getting my workout in early so I can relax tonight once the kids are asleep.
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Old 06-28-2011, 09:31 PM   #681
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uploading that picture to work and getting it printed...
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Old 06-28-2011, 11:35 PM   #682
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Old 06-30-2011, 04:52 PM   #683
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:23 PM   #684
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going with the short flirty white skirt.
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:24 PM   #685
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going with the short flirty white skirt.
Tease!

The best decision I made if I can ever get over the guilt I feel is taking advantage of my sweet doctors' way too extravagant sick note getting me through the holiday.
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:27 PM   #686
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Tease!

The best decision I made if I can ever get over the guilt I feel is taking advantage of my sweet doctors' way too extravagant sick note getting me through the holiday.
no, but had i posted a picture of my honeyed thighs and wicked calves beneath said skirt, i'd be teasing

are you feeling better?
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no, but had i posted a picture of my honeyed thighs and wicked calves beneath said skirt, i'd be teasing

are you feeling better?
I'm feeling fine except for when I think about going back to work. Then I get sick all over again.
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:30 PM   #688
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you put pills in little bottles all day, how fucking bad can that be?

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Old 06-30-2011, 08:33 PM   #689
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agreeing to paint my buddy's garage, his 27 year old brunette neighbor sunbathed most of the afternoon in a tiny white bikini. eye candy is always a good thing
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:34 PM   #690
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Placing a moratorium on cooking tonight and getting PIZZA instead! way too bloody tired to cook! …
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Placing a moratorium on cooking tonight and getting PIZZA instead! way too bloody tired to cook!
i have the grill fired up
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Steak, medium rare, please! Shall I bring wine?!
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which cut do you prefer? wine for you tequila for me lol
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which cut do you prefer? wine for you tequila for me lol
Actually prefer the tequila myself; thought wine might make me sound sophisticated lol shots and steak it is
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Actually prefer the tequila myself; thought wine might make me sound sophisticated lol shots and steak it is
A lady after my own heart lol I have a new bottle og Patron Silver in my freezer.
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:46 PM   #696
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:47 PM   #697
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you put pills in little bottles all day, how fucking bad can that be?

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Shows what you know. You don't even KNOW what I do for a living. BFF. How did I arrive at THAT conclusion!

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Old 06-30-2011, 08:49 PM   #699
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