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Old 05-27-2015, 09:29 PM   #1676
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Old 05-27-2015, 10:16 PM   #1677
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to try to be open about it
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Old 05-27-2015, 10:27 PM   #1678
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Finally deleted an email I've ignored for days.
Not looking back, I'm not going that way.
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Old 05-27-2015, 10:31 PM   #1679
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Old 07-06-2015, 07:45 PM   #1680
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To dive into work and block out everything else
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Old 07-06-2015, 08:10 PM   #1681
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Wearing this shirt. I need more this color
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Old 07-06-2015, 08:52 PM   #1682
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to open up about what bothered me at work

& go figure....Voila!...It was dealt with
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Old 07-06-2015, 09:00 PM   #1683
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Not bagging a meeting that was more important than thought......
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Old 07-06-2015, 09:05 PM   #1684
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To have that salad
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Old 07-06-2015, 10:09 PM   #1685
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to buy the caramel vodka. Yummy!!
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Old 07-06-2015, 10:10 PM   #1686
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to buy the caramel vodka. Yummy!!
you should try the Pinnacle Cinnabon cinnamon bun vodka..
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Old 07-06-2015, 10:10 PM   #1687
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To take that power nap.
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Old 07-06-2015, 10:16 PM   #1688
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have a cold shower when l got home....
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Old 07-06-2015, 10:28 PM   #1689
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to leave work almost the same time as you
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Old 07-06-2015, 10:30 PM   #1690
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To just talk uninhibited about all kinds of things .
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Old 07-06-2015, 10:34 PM   #1691
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Reign it in, box it back up.
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Old 07-07-2015, 12:01 AM   #1692
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just continue to be me..
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Old 07-07-2015, 12:12 AM   #1693
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Old 07-07-2015, 12:25 AM   #1694
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to say "the hell with it" and book a restaurant
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Old 07-07-2015, 12:47 AM   #1695
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to say "the hell with it" and book a restaurant
but you left your av hanging
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Old 07-07-2015, 12:50 AM   #1696
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Take a 15 minute naked nap this evening
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Old 07-07-2015, 01:01 AM   #1697
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Old 07-07-2015, 03:15 PM   #1698
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...hasn't happened yet. The day is just starting.....
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Old 07-21-2015, 12:47 AM   #1699
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Send a photo of a Random ... Made my friends day
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Old 07-21-2015, 11:02 AM   #1700
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