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Old 01-06-2019, 05:09 PM   #33076
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looks like I woke up with sunshine today!
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Old 01-06-2019, 05:10 PM   #33077
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please let me make you cum again...
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Old 01-06-2019, 08:01 PM   #33078
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And again?
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Old 01-06-2019, 08:18 PM   #33079
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Am I interrupting something ?!?

Otherwise I will just wait.
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Old 01-06-2019, 08:22 PM   #33080
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I'd be speechless.
Then sing!
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Old 01-06-2019, 08:25 PM   #33081
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Then sing!
Will do:

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Old 01-06-2019, 08:27 PM   #33082
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Can you do We Are the Champions from Bohemian Rhapsody?

Wine and pizza? Perfect breakfast.
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Old 01-06-2019, 08:32 PM   #33083
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Can you do We Are the Champions from Bohemian Rhapsody?

Wine and pizza? Perfect breakfast.
Of course we are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY
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Old 01-06-2019, 08:37 PM   #33084
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Old 01-06-2019, 08:44 PM   #33085
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Gurl , we gotta go shopping again !
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Old 01-06-2019, 09:09 PM   #33086
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Gurl , we gotta go shopping again !
Let's get the tough part over first..finding jeans that fit.
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Old 01-06-2019, 09:10 PM   #33087
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Did you change your mind??? ...or did I?
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Old 01-06-2019, 09:28 PM   #33088
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Your fort will be breached
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Old 01-06-2019, 09:58 PM   #33089
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That was "clearly" a great idea!
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Old 01-10-2019, 07:30 AM   #33090
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You really are a hound dog!
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Old 01-10-2019, 10:43 AM   #33091
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Do that one thing again.
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Old 01-10-2019, 03:08 PM   #33092
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Trekk on
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Old 01-10-2019, 08:14 PM   #33093
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I think I need to go to the hospital.... Lol
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I'll call the ambulance....later.
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Old 01-10-2019, 09:33 PM   #33095
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Did you enjoy that?
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Did you enjoy that?

Wasn't I supposed to? ;-)
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Old 01-11-2019, 03:14 PM   #33097
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You again ... what's been the name of the bar where we met ?
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Old 01-12-2019, 06:42 AM   #33098
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One fine day turned into one pleasurable night
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Old 01-12-2019, 06:46 AM   #33099
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Wow, was it really me making you smile so brightly ?
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Old 01-12-2019, 06:49 AM   #33100
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I wondered if that was a smile with all the breathless moans going on, it is nice to know this was mutually enjoyed!
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