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Old 08-09-2013, 03:09 PM   #2751
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Old 08-09-2013, 03:31 PM   #2752
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Old 09-28-2013, 07:52 AM   #2753
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Old 09-28-2013, 10:00 AM   #2754
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Old 10-10-2013, 12:29 AM   #2755
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Old 10-10-2013, 12:37 AM   #2756
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Old 10-11-2013, 01:48 PM   #2757
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Old 10-11-2013, 01:58 PM   #2758
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I have an unusual obsession with Chris Hemsworth. I'm fairly sure that if I ever get to meet him, he will be mine. Lol
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Old 10-11-2013, 02:00 PM   #2759
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Old 10-11-2013, 02:48 PM   #2760
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Those boxing gloves could be keeping him away
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Old 10-11-2013, 02:50 PM   #2761
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Old 10-11-2013, 02:50 PM   #2762
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Old 10-11-2013, 02:54 PM   #2763
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Lupul is looking pretty sexy.
I agree, I have non sexual man crush on him!!!!!
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:02 PM   #2764
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:02 PM   #2765
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:07 PM   #2766
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Awww how sweet! Shall I get you some lube as a relationship gift?
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:15 PM   #2767
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Awww how sweet! Shall I get you some lube as a relationship gift?
he loves me without lube
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:17 PM   #2768
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he loves me without lube
Excellent! Bareback too.....oh nevermind. Why do you freaking bring out the freak in me here?!?!
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:18 PM   #2769
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Excellent! Bareback too.....oh nevermind. Why do you freaking bring out the freak in me here?!?!
I don't think anyone here would agree that you keep your freak on check at any time.
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:20 PM   #2770
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I don't think anyone here would agree that you keep your freak on check at any time.
alrighty then, thanks for the PSA.
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:25 PM   #2771
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I am pissed at you..message after message has been left for you today and not one thanks or kiss...I'm really starting to feel like the silly bitch in this relationship.
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:28 PM   #2772
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I am pissed at you..message after message has been left for you today and not one thanks or kiss...I'm really starting to feel like the silly bitch in this relationship.

my phone is still in your bed you savage

You'll get your thanks later puddin'
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:33 PM   #2773
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my phone is still in your bed you savage

You'll get your thanks later puddin'
p.s...If Jill finds out just say we use the same gym or something ....yeah yeah..tell her she's crazy......chicks love self doubt
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:35 PM   #2774
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p.s...If Jill finds out just say we use the same gym or something ....yeah yeah..tell her she's crazy......chicks love self doubt
Funny...Isn't that the same story you have been getting from us?

*Ooops*, gotta run.
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:37 PM   #2775
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Funny...Isn't that the same story you have been getting from us?

*Ooops*, gotta run.
are u saying I am fat?
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