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Old 10-15-2015, 11:39 PM   #3901
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Pretty busy lately. Too busy to be on here. Glad i heard from him today though.
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Old 10-15-2015, 11:42 PM   #3902
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Pretty busy lately. Too busy to be on here. Glad i heard from him today though.
Good news, I think?
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Old 10-15-2015, 11:49 PM   #3903
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Old 12-18-2015, 01:58 PM   #3904
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The Kate's, Beckingsale & Hudson
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Old 12-18-2015, 02:02 PM   #3905
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The Kate's, Beckingsale & Hudson
I kinda have a thing for Kate McKinnon.
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Old 12-18-2015, 02:05 PM   #3906
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I kinda have a thing for Kate McKinnon.
I would add her but 3 K's prolly not a good thing.
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Old 12-18-2015, 03:39 PM   #3907
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Busy at work poor guy
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Old 04-01-2016, 12:37 AM   #3908
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The FedEx guy, he's a fine, FINE specimen of a man!!
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Old 04-06-2016, 08:24 PM   #3909
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I may have a girl crush on Tomi Lahren... She's sassy!
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Old 04-06-2016, 08:46 PM   #3910
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Old 04-06-2016, 09:00 PM   #3911
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Old 04-06-2016, 09:39 PM   #3912
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Old 04-06-2016, 09:56 PM   #3913
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Old 04-06-2016, 10:00 PM   #3914
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Probably my hands tonite
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Old 04-06-2016, 10:03 PM   #3915
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You need BOTH???
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Old 04-06-2016, 10:11 PM   #3916
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Every hear of the term "cracking pepper" . That's right.
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Old 04-06-2016, 10:12 PM   #3917
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Old 04-09-2016, 07:03 PM   #3918
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Meh...no need for such things.
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Old 04-09-2016, 07:04 PM   #3919
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Meh...no need for such things.
You prefer to keep your crush private?
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Old 04-09-2016, 07:06 PM   #3920
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Yes. They make too much noise to go public.
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Old 04-09-2016, 07:08 PM   #3921
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Yes. They make too much noise to go public.

You have to keep them tied up in the basement with dick tape over their mouths.
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Old 04-09-2016, 07:09 PM   #3922
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You have to keep them tied up in the basement with dick tape over their mouths.
I dont have a basement. I live in Texas. Lol dick tape? Where does one find that?
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Old 04-09-2016, 07:10 PM   #3923
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I dont have a basement. I live in Texas. Lol dick tape? Where does one find that?

Omg...that was a typo but how appropriate ....lmao.
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Omg...that was a typo but how appropriate ....lmao.
It sounded kinda painful to me. Lol
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Old 04-09-2016, 07:15 PM   #3925
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