Married And Flirting Chat

Go Back   Married And Flirting Chat > Married And Flirting Chat Forums > Jokes, Stories & Games

Jokes, Stories & Games Have a good joke to tell or a story to share. How about a game to play, Post it here and share it with us.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 05-30-2019, 07:05 PM   #71626
Cristal
Rex's TROUBLE
 
Cristal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Yellow Brick Road
Age: 53
Posts: 12,714
Thanks: 6,296
Thanked 3,042 Times in 2,413 Posts
Blog Entries: 63
Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like
Default

What would I pay for?
__________________
the soul always knows what to do to heal itself..the challenge is to silence the mind.
Caroline Myss
Cristal is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-30-2019, 07:06 PM   #71627
RisingSun
Bill Barr/ John Durham
 
RisingSun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Hometown
Age: 67
Posts: 22,552
Thanks: 5,924
Thanked 3,391 Times in 3,150 Posts
RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like
Default

Arenít the best things in life free?
__________________
Stunts and Noise vs Substance and Poise
RisingSun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-30-2019, 07:12 PM   #71628
Cristal
Rex's TROUBLE
 
Cristal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Yellow Brick Road
Age: 53
Posts: 12,714
Thanks: 6,296
Thanked 3,042 Times in 2,413 Posts
Blog Entries: 63
Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like
Default

Do I look like an expert on life ?
__________________
the soul always knows what to do to heal itself..the challenge is to silence the mind.
Caroline Myss
Cristal is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-30-2019, 07:13 PM   #71629
RisingSun
Bill Barr/ John Durham
 
RisingSun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Hometown
Age: 67
Posts: 22,552
Thanks: 5,924
Thanked 3,391 Times in 3,150 Posts
RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like
Default

Arenít you at least an expert on some aspects of life?
__________________
Stunts and Noise vs Substance and Poise
RisingSun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-30-2019, 07:18 PM   #71630
Cristal
Rex's TROUBLE
 
Cristal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Yellow Brick Road
Age: 53
Posts: 12,714
Thanks: 6,296
Thanked 3,042 Times in 2,413 Posts
Blog Entries: 63
Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like
Default

Why would you ask that ?
__________________
the soul always knows what to do to heal itself..the challenge is to silence the mind.
Caroline Myss
Cristal is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-30-2019, 07:19 PM   #71631
RisingSun
Bill Barr/ John Durham
 
RisingSun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Hometown
Age: 67
Posts: 22,552
Thanks: 5,924
Thanked 3,391 Times in 3,150 Posts
RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like
Default

Might I be wanting to learn some things?
__________________
Stunts and Noise vs Substance and Poise
RisingSun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-30-2019, 07:26 PM   #71632
Cristal
Rex's TROUBLE
 
Cristal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Yellow Brick Road
Age: 53
Posts: 12,714
Thanks: 6,296
Thanked 3,042 Times in 2,413 Posts
Blog Entries: 63
Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like Cristal Is God Like
Default

Can’t you just answer without asking a question?
__________________
the soul always knows what to do to heal itself..the challenge is to silence the mind.
Caroline Myss
Cristal is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-30-2019, 07:27 PM   #71633
RisingSun
Bill Barr/ John Durham
 
RisingSun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Hometown
Age: 67
Posts: 22,552
Thanks: 5,924
Thanked 3,391 Times in 3,150 Posts
RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like
Default

And totally disregard the rules?
__________________
Stunts and Noise vs Substance and Poise
RisingSun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-31-2019, 10:46 AM   #71634
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 59
Posts: 6,178
Thanks: 844
Thanked 682 Times in 661 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

What are the rules?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2019, 08:32 PM   #71635
RisingSun
Bill Barr/ John Durham
 
RisingSun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Hometown
Age: 67
Posts: 22,552
Thanks: 5,924
Thanked 3,391 Times in 3,150 Posts
RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like
Default

Canít we just make up our own?
__________________
Stunts and Noise vs Substance and Poise
RisingSun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2019, 09:03 AM   #71636
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 59
Posts: 6,178
Thanks: 844
Thanked 682 Times in 661 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Wouldn't that be more fun?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2019, 01:58 PM   #71637
scarlet*rose
Limited edition...
 
scarlet*rose's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: England...turn right at Ireland
Posts: 10,550
Thanks: 2,461
Thanked 2,704 Times in 2,247 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like
Default

Aren't there things even more fun?
__________________
I can't tell if it's killing me or making me stronger...
scarlet*rose is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2019, 06:57 PM   #71638
RisingSun
Bill Barr/ John Durham
 
RisingSun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Hometown
Age: 67
Posts: 22,552
Thanks: 5,924
Thanked 3,391 Times in 3,150 Posts
RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like
Default

Hmmm were you reading my mind?
__________________
Stunts and Noise vs Substance and Poise
RisingSun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2019, 11:06 PM   #71639
msu
Sees the entrance...
 
msu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Mid-Atlantic
Age: 52
Posts: 25,388
Thanks: 10,277
Thanked 6,893 Times in 5,802 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
msu Is God Like msu Is God Like msu Is God Like msu Is God Like msu Is God Like msu Is God Like msu Is God Like msu Is God Like msu Is God Like msu Is God Like msu Is God Like
Default

Is your mind in chapter form?
__________________
msu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2019, 08:29 AM   #71640
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 59
Posts: 6,178
Thanks: 844
Thanked 682 Times in 661 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Did I miss an installment?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2019, 08:37 AM   #71641
scarlet*rose
Limited edition...
 
scarlet*rose's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: England...turn right at Ireland
Posts: 10,550
Thanks: 2,461
Thanked 2,704 Times in 2,247 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like
Default

Shall I see if there's an index?
__________________
I can't tell if it's killing me or making me stronger...
scarlet*rose is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2019, 08:49 AM   #71642
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 59
Posts: 6,178
Thanks: 844
Thanked 682 Times in 661 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Would you mind?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2019, 08:57 AM   #71643
scarlet*rose
Limited edition...
 
scarlet*rose's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: England...turn right at Ireland
Posts: 10,550
Thanks: 2,461
Thanked 2,704 Times in 2,247 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like
Default

Do I have to do everything around here?
__________________
I can't tell if it's killing me or making me stronger...
scarlet*rose is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2019, 09:09 AM   #71644
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 59
Posts: 6,178
Thanks: 844
Thanked 682 Times in 661 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Need help?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2019, 09:27 AM   #71645
scarlet*rose
Limited edition...
 
scarlet*rose's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: England...turn right at Ireland
Posts: 10,550
Thanks: 2,461
Thanked 2,704 Times in 2,247 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like
Default

Are you offering?
__________________
I can't tell if it's killing me or making me stronger...
scarlet*rose is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2019, 09:28 AM   #71646
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 59
Posts: 6,178
Thanks: 844
Thanked 682 Times in 661 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Did it sound as if I were?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2019, 09:30 AM   #71647
scarlet*rose
Limited edition...
 
scarlet*rose's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: England...turn right at Ireland
Posts: 10,550
Thanks: 2,461
Thanked 2,704 Times in 2,247 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like
Default

Have you had enough of maidens in distress?
__________________
I can't tell if it's killing me or making me stronger...
scarlet*rose is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2019, 09:31 AM   #71648
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 59
Posts: 6,178
Thanks: 844
Thanked 682 Times in 661 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Are you in distress?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2019, 09:33 AM   #71649
scarlet*rose
Limited edition...
 
scarlet*rose's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: England...turn right at Ireland
Posts: 10,550
Thanks: 2,461
Thanked 2,704 Times in 2,247 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like scarlet*rose Is God Like
Default

Should I just send in the clowns?
__________________
I can't tell if it's killing me or making me stronger...
scarlet*rose is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2019, 09:34 AM   #71650
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 59
Posts: 6,178
Thanks: 844
Thanked 682 Times in 661 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Are they scary?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:52 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.