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Old 03-13-2018, 03:54 PM   #30901
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Actually I think that is my toy ...
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Old 03-13-2018, 03:55 PM   #30902
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Actually I think that is my toy ...
I like it! Things get mixed up with a room full of toys
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Old 03-13-2018, 03:58 PM   #30903
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Yes ... lots of fun ..now if I could just find my shoes and what are you wearing on your head?
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Old 03-13-2018, 03:59 PM   #30904
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Think I found your shoes.
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Old 03-13-2018, 04:01 PM   #30905
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Oh Thanks ..where are they?
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Old 03-13-2018, 04:04 PM   #30906
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They were under boytoy’s bed. Can I borrow them sometime?
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Old 03-13-2018, 04:04 PM   #30907
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Think thats the strap-on without the most important part attached to it on my head
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Old 03-13-2018, 04:05 PM   #30908
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Only if thats all you're wearing
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Old 03-13-2018, 05:59 PM   #30909
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So that’s what you meant by playing rodeo?
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Old 03-13-2018, 07:13 PM   #30910
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Oh geeze, I gotta file those taxes.
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Old 03-13-2018, 07:55 PM   #30911
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I bet you can do my taxes almost as good as you can do me.
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Old 03-13-2018, 09:24 PM   #30912
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I bet you can do my taxes almost as good as you can do me.
Depends on how big a refund I'm getting.
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Old 03-14-2018, 12:18 AM   #30913
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Damn, how drunk was she?!?!
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Old 03-14-2018, 02:57 PM   #30914
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I'd ask to see his pirate licence...he looks like he might jump ship at any moment ya know?
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Old 03-14-2018, 02:58 PM   #30915
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Not a snowballs chance in hell....
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Old 03-14-2018, 03:01 PM   #30916
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Damn this was a hard night!

She first took out her teeth....then her false eye!...then the false leg!

i shouted out..."When you get to the part that interests me..throw it over here...willya?"
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Old 03-14-2018, 03:03 PM   #30917
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Damn this was a hard night!

She first took out her teeth....then her false eye!...then the false leg!

i shouted out..."When you get to the part that interests me..throw it over here...willya?"
You want a leg, wing or thigh?
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Old 03-14-2018, 03:06 PM   #30918
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You want a leg, wing or thigh?

Your leg and thigh please... I'm not sure what the "wing" would taste like
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Old 03-14-2018, 03:07 PM   #30919
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can i watch?
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Your leg and thigh please... I'm not sure what the "wing" would taste like
Tastes like chicken!!!!

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Old 03-14-2018, 03:10 PM   #30921
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What about now?
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how nice!
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Old 03-14-2018, 03:10 PM   #30923
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can i watch?
For a minute, but better join us!

[quote=sexysaber82;6310982]Tastes like chicken!!!!

I don't like chicken LOL
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This is getting interesting.
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Old 03-14-2018, 03:13 PM   #30925
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