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Old 04-25-2017, 12:19 AM   #1101
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Go into Dunkin Donuts order a dozen donuts and take about four minutes to pick out the 12 donuts... Watch how annoyed people in line get
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Old 04-25-2017, 01:06 AM   #1102
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Old 04-25-2017, 04:13 AM   #1103
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acting supervisor acting supervisor on graveyard shift is like super boring. So I just kind of stand around when the trimmers are working and ask them really stupid questions. I've been told to just go away. LOL
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:10 PM   #1104
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This guy in my class just won't shut up. He's annoyingly flamboyant and boisterous. I can see the aggravation and distaste in my classmates faces, when he carries on. Poor guy.
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:39 PM   #1105
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Old 05-18-2017, 02:36 PM   #1106
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I don't generally need to come up with ways, apparently Im just annoying.. ah well, ya don't like me its your problemo..
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Old 05-18-2017, 02:44 PM   #1107
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:20 PM   #1108
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You really want to annoy "some" people ...tell them the unvarnished truth!

God help you ...I have seen church going adults go nuts when it happens.

I remember my good friend telling me about his grandson from his first marriage staying over one weekend.

The 4 year old boy got up early to use the bathroom and my friend's current wife was just coming out nearly naked ...and she was surprised and told him he should have knocked

...and the boy said (without thinking obviously) "How come you're so fat?" ...

and that was the beginning of a very long sexless week for my friend ...LMAO~
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:24 PM   #1109
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:27 PM   #1110
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Post ludicrous memes in lieu of actually thinking for yourself.
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:35 PM   #1111
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Sophie ---Is there anyway you can remove the hands from your eyes? Maybe put on sunglasses ...please?
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:36 PM   #1112
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Oh nice!! so it worked? Great!
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Old 05-18-2017, 09:20 PM   #1113
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still trying to understand why anyone would want to purposely annoy someone
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Old 05-18-2017, 09:22 PM   #1114
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still trying to understand why anyone would want to purposely annoy someone
I'll introduce you to some of my co-workers - you'll want to annoy them too
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Old 05-18-2017, 09:24 PM   #1115
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ignore is way better than annoy!!
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Old 05-18-2017, 09:26 PM   #1116
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ignore is way better than annoy!!
Again....5 minutes with these people. You'll want revenge too
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:13 PM   #1117
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ignore is the best revenge lol
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Old 06-07-2017, 09:31 PM   #1118
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Old 06-07-2017, 09:48 PM   #1119
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Old 06-29-2017, 08:50 PM   #1120
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Old 06-29-2017, 08:55 PM   #1121
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Old 06-29-2017, 09:18 PM   #1122
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:56 PM   #1123
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Old 06-29-2017, 11:00 PM   #1124
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Old 07-01-2017, 08:40 PM   #1125
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One of these days I'd like to catch that black cat that keeps coming around, paint a white stripe down it's back & turn it loose. I wanna see the look on it's owners face when they open the door and find THAT on the porch.
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