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Old 05-14-2017, 11:52 AM   #60776
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Should it only hurt on weekends?
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:55 AM   #60777
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Isn't that a problem if it hurts?
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:56 AM   #60778
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But, but can't it hurt so good?
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:59 AM   #60779
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Isn't there a fine line between pleasure and pain?
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:01 PM   #60780
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Hmmmm so you are saying it can hurt and feel good?
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:06 PM   #60781
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But the question is, does too much pleasure cause pain?
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:08 PM   #60782
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Isn't a little pain pleasurable?
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:08 PM   #60783
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Wait! Hold the phone! You can have too much pleasure?
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:10 PM   #60784
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Isn't too much if a good thing, Wonderful?
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:13 PM   #60785
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But can't it also be distracting?
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:16 PM   #60786
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It depends on what it's distracting you from, does it not?
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:17 PM   #60787
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Aren't there some things we need distracted from?
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:22 PM   #60788
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Would the dull routine of daily life be one such thing?
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:23 PM   #60789
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Ummm yes and maybe our spouses?
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:49 PM   #60790
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Is that what brought you here?
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:53 PM   #60791
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Isn't it what brought us all here?
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:57 PM   #60792
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Have you found what you're looking for?
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Old 05-19-2017, 10:02 PM   #60793
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What is it all our hearts are yearning for ?
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Old 05-20-2017, 01:49 PM   #60794
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Aren't we all yearning for different things?
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Old 05-20-2017, 04:54 PM   #60795
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Yes, doesn't that make us each unique?
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Old 05-20-2017, 11:48 PM   #60796
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So, anyone wanna play?
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Old 05-20-2017, 11:49 PM   #60797
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Do I get to be first?
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Old 05-20-2017, 11:49 PM   #60798
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Is it a clothing optional game?
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Do I get to bring the duct tape?
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Will furry handcuffs work?
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