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Old 03-13-2009, 04:29 PM   #26
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while watching a movie keep pausing it every 5 mins to go do something else.
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:31 PM   #27
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And if you have a glass eye,tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others

I always drop my glass eye on the floor....and then scream.....my eye....my eye.....I can't see
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:50 PM   #28
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:52 PM   #29
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while watching a movie keep pausing it every 5 mins to go do something else.

LOL I pause just to talk!
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:52 PM   #30
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:55 PM   #31
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:58 PM   #32
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Old 03-13-2009, 05:07 PM   #33
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I repeat the following conversation a dozen times. "Do you hear that?","what?", "nevermind, its gone now"
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Old 03-13-2009, 05:12 PM   #34
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while watching a movie keep pausing it every 5 mins to go do something else.
Walk in HALFWAY through a movie and start asking a ton of questions about it.
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Old 03-13-2009, 05:17 PM   #35
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I don't do anything that's annoying.....is that annoying???
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I crack jokes that some don't find funny... I insist on being true to me... and I voice my opinion.. once done.. I move on...
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Old 03-13-2009, 05:24 PM   #37
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While drving down the road with another person or more,....Scream at the top of your lungs for no reason. That'll get them going..
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Old 03-13-2009, 05:31 PM   #38
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while watching a movie keep pausing it every 5 mins to go do something else.
to be just that more annoying, adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you like it that way
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Old 03-13-2009, 08:23 PM   #39
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specifiy that your drive thru order is to go
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go the the checkout for 20 items or less with 30 plus items...
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:41 PM   #42
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Ask Yankee's to repeat what they are saying because they talk way to fast..LOL
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:46 PM   #43
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Didn't anyone say Bring JM with you EVERYWHERE??
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:55 PM   #44
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make semi-veiled references about people I consider inferior and/or semi-retarded

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Old 03-13-2009, 10:58 PM   #45
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I do this to my husband all the time... I walk around the house talking to myself, eventually he asks me what I said. I then snap at him: "I wasn't talking to you!"..........works every time!
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a personal gem of mine..publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.. After an hour people aren't just anoid.. THEY WANT TO KILL YOU!!
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Old 03-13-2009, 11:35 PM   #48
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Old 03-13-2009, 11:36 PM   #49
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