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Old 05-08-2017, 04:47 PM   #20376
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Old 05-08-2017, 04:47 PM   #20377
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Old 05-08-2017, 05:19 PM   #20378
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Old 05-08-2017, 05:23 PM   #20379
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Old 05-08-2017, 06:10 PM   #20380
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Old 05-08-2017, 06:12 PM   #20381
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Old 05-08-2017, 08:36 PM   #20382
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Old 05-08-2017, 09:22 PM   #20383
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Telling someone who was being an impatient moron to "fuck off bitch." Don't judge a book by its cover because you never know who you're messing with. The look her face...
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Old 05-08-2017, 09:23 PM   #20384
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Old 05-08-2017, 09:26 PM   #20385
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Make an appt! Makes all the difference in the world!
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Old 05-08-2017, 09:54 PM   #20386
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Priceless!!!!
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Old 05-08-2017, 09:55 PM   #20388
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Old 05-08-2017, 11:39 PM   #20389
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I made an appt and I was in and out like a discounted hoe! Seriously...it was so quick compared to the norm of just showing up with everyone else, BUT the appts. are not immediate! I drove for a little with a non-valid license....tell the cops to come find me!
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Old 05-08-2017, 11:40 PM   #20390
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Not proud of myself, but it's reminds me of what lies beneath the happy playful personality. I'm not one to be fucked with.
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Old 05-09-2017, 01:20 PM   #20391
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The smile on her face this morning when she felt the goosebumps on my back as a came.
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Old 05-09-2017, 01:24 PM   #20392
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Not proud of myself, but it's reminds me of what lies beneath the happy playful personality. I'm not one to be fucked with.
Sometimes we say or do things we might not be proud of but we are human..
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I made an appt and I was in and out like a discounted hoe! Seriously...it was so quick compared to the norm of just showing up with everyone else, BUT the appts. are not immediate! I drove for a little with a non-valid license....tell the cops to come find me!
I never made an appointment and I need to renew my license and so does my son. I need vodka for this
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Old 05-18-2017, 08:52 PM   #20394
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The large burly man in front of me asked the clerk for a pack of cigarettes.

As the clerk handed him the pack the man said, "Oh, and give me a lighter too."

"Sorry sir, we are all out of lighters", replied the Ethiopian clerk.

"Then give me some matches"

"Sorry sir, we don't carry matches"

"A stone and flint?"

"No sir, we don't have any stones"

"Two sticks I can rub together?"

"You can find sticks outside, sir, but we should have more lighters at 11:00pm"

"And you want me to come back late tonight for one? Are you fucking with me?"

At this point I couldn't hold back and let out a big laugh. The burly man twisted his head to look at me sternly, but then he too started to laugh.

And the other customers laughed.

Everything was cool.
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:39 AM   #20395
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Like the one of the lady that's "married" to a carnival ride

And I'M furked up?...
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Old 05-19-2017, 01:57 PM   #20396
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still the text she sent..that shit is hilarious
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The guy I promoted got the office next to me, makes it easier to scream at him.... well last night I decorated it with Hello Kitty stuff (gotta love Amazon Prime). The girlsish scream he made when he came in this morning was sweet sweet music
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My so telling me that that person that was examining his eyes asked him to open his eyes wider, but they are slanted and his buddies started laughing bcuz that's as wide as they can go. He was like "that was messed up." That's what he gets for being mixed.
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Old 05-19-2017, 05:56 PM   #20399
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And uh...well...that evil smirk that crept up my face...well, yeah...I giggled
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