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Old 05-19-2017, 04:24 PM   #56101
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Nah, it's from a jalapeņo-laden Diablo burger.
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Old 05-19-2017, 04:30 PM   #56102
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Nah, it's from a jalapeņo-laden Diablo burger.
Is that what she calls it?
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Old 05-19-2017, 04:33 PM   #56103
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My friend once removed a tampon without properly washing Icy Hot off her hands. Her poor whooha.
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:08 PM   #56104
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I love watching the good wife and Eli is one of my favorites, I thought he was American, but he's on the graham Norton show now, but with a heavy Scottish accent! . ..how weird
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:32 PM   #56105
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We're going purple today..
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:42 PM   #56106
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Purple guys is so boring..
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:45 PM   #56107
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Purple happens to be my favourite colour..
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:53 PM   #56108
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Mine too! *Holds breath* Is this your favorite shade of "purplish passout?" Purple is the color of passion. Or is that red?
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:35 PM   #56109
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:44 PM   #56110
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:54 PM   #56111
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It's a king sized bed. Why do I only use the first four inches when watching tv or reading?
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:58 PM   #56112
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Old 05-19-2017, 10:27 PM   #56113
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That was a great idea your coworker had
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:01 PM   #56114
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:06 PM   #56115
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Work tomorrow and play Sunday or vice versa?
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Am admiring the extra flaws in hubby's face tonight. My "face magician" calls it a "sausage that needs fillers"...and I call it "live, learn and precious wisdom."
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:13 PM   #56118
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She does matter. If not...I'd act oblivious.
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:15 PM   #56119
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You doubt that you matter? Uhhhhh...please guess again! I'M TELLING U THAT ITS A FACT. I SEE YOU, SW.
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:19 PM   #56120
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Ready to encroach on the extra space. I'll behave....and bring my own book
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:34 PM   #56121
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Just want peace and meaningful sex that's all I want. Not to much to ask but I guess it is. :
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:54 PM   #56122
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Old 05-20-2017, 12:22 AM   #56123
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That's not too much to ask but you need to make it happen. Sometimes that requires drastic and unpleasant actions.
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Old 05-20-2017, 10:24 PM   #56124
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If life could stay on an even keel for ohhhhhh maybe 15 minutes that would be great.
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Old 05-20-2017, 10:50 PM   #56125
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