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Old 04-18-2018, 03:24 PM   #8676
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Us Brits finally have some sun!
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Old 04-18-2018, 04:58 PM   #8677
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It’s beautiful outside, but cold.
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Old 04-20-2018, 11:15 AM   #8678
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Its hot here, 28 degrees Celsius here in Holland
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Old 04-20-2018, 11:24 AM   #8679
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Sunny and frigid.
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Old 04-20-2018, 01:56 PM   #8680
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Sunny with temps going to 70.
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Old 04-20-2018, 05:40 PM   #8681
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nice but cool very odd for the south this time of year
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Old 04-20-2018, 06:19 PM   #8682
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Extra beautiful since I’m leaving work early. It could be storming and I’d still be happy as a bug in a bush.
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Old 04-20-2018, 06:37 PM   #8683
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Beautiful cool sunny day . I hope it stay that way all weekend but
it suppose rain Sunday .
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Old 04-20-2018, 06:41 PM   #8684
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Beautiful, Gorgeous
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Old 04-20-2018, 06:46 PM   #8685
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Just right
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Old 04-21-2018, 06:28 PM   #8686
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Hot enough for drivers to be cruising with their windows rolled down.
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Old 04-21-2018, 07:55 PM   #8687
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... and dancing on the street as well, La La Land style ?
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Old 04-30-2018, 08:43 PM   #8688
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75, sunny and gorgeous
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Old 05-04-2018, 02:42 AM   #8689
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The sun is out and we are set for a mini heatwave here in London. Here in the UK we have to take it when it comes!! It’s a bit of a rarity! X have a great day x
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Old 05-04-2018, 04:33 AM   #8690
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Still hot
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Old 05-04-2018, 07:49 AM   #8691
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The day is starting off nice, but the seas are still rough
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Old 05-04-2018, 08:11 AM   #8692
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The sky is blue with a few puffs of cloud. Love love it. Xx
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Old 05-04-2018, 08:26 AM   #8693
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hot as fuck and storms otw!
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Old 05-04-2018, 09:02 AM   #8694
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Old 05-04-2018, 10:58 AM   #8695
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Old 05-04-2018, 02:58 PM   #8696
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Really nice: sunny and in the 70s near the beach and 80s inland
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Old 05-04-2018, 03:06 PM   #8697
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Its gorgeous outside

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Old 05-04-2018, 03:07 PM   #8698
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It is NOT raining in London - this is a miracle!! x
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Old 05-04-2018, 03:10 PM   #8699
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It’s f’n hot today! Ice cream, popsicle with no shirt weather.
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Old 05-04-2018, 04:14 PM   #8700
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Been pretty good here today, even managed to do some gardening.
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