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Old 02-17-2018, 11:30 AM   #5426
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I dont do what you say
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Old 02-17-2018, 08:05 PM   #5427
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Roses are red.
You gave me a glower.
What's so bad about,
calling you a flower?
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Old 02-17-2018, 08:15 PM   #5428
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Roses are red
My balls are blue
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Old 02-17-2018, 09:00 PM   #5429
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Roses are red
Reading your post here leggy are true entertainment. That is all.
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Old 02-17-2018, 10:01 PM   #5430
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Roses are red
Reading your post here leggy are true entertainment. That is all.
HEY.. the least you could do dood is rhyme somethin
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Old 02-18-2018, 12:15 PM   #5431
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Roses are red
Is that your new toy?
Put in the batteries
I'll watch you enjoy!
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Old 02-21-2018, 06:25 AM   #5432
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Roses are red,
you like gold on white.
Wear 'em with panties,
that glow in the night.
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Old 02-21-2018, 09:26 PM   #5433
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Old 02-22-2018, 08:32 PM   #5434
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Roses are red
It's been raining like hell
Take off your panties
So I can get a smell
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Old 02-23-2018, 12:39 PM   #5435
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Roses are red
Pussy is pink
Nipples are too!
At least I think
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Old 02-23-2018, 02:57 PM   #5436
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Roses are red
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Nipples are too!
At least I think
Happy Birthday! Young man!
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Old 02-23-2018, 03:03 PM   #5437
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Roses are red
whiskey is quick
not wearing panties
now give me your d..k
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Old 02-23-2018, 05:19 PM   #5438
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
When I post with her
I get springy too
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Old 02-23-2018, 06:18 PM   #5439
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Red like a rose
Quiet white snow
Soft as silk sheets
My body it meets
Sensuous curves
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Old 02-23-2018, 08:45 PM   #5440
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Roses are red
I could care less about your wealth
If you can't meet me at least halfway
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Old 02-24-2018, 08:16 AM   #5441
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Roses are Red
let me give you advice
don't sleep with that whore
She'll give you crotch lice
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Old 02-28-2018, 09:53 PM   #5442
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Roses are red
There's nothing I can do
Except lie in my bed
And think about you
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Old 02-28-2018, 10:04 PM   #5443
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Roses are red
You make me fantisize
Remembering what you said
Right before licking the head
Is causing a strong steady rise
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Old 04-02-2018, 07:57 PM   #5444
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Roses are red
Daisy's aren't though
Pm's are full
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Old 04-02-2018, 09:10 PM   #5445
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's not very complicated baby
Just grab it by the base and do what you do!
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Old 04-03-2018, 07:41 PM   #5446
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Roses are red
Pretty sunsets are too
Sunny is posting
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Old 04-17-2018, 08:14 PM   #5447
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Roses are red
Life can be a drag
Meet me in the hayloft
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Old 04-21-2018, 05:35 PM   #5448
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Roses are red
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She wants me to eat it
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Old 04-21-2018, 09:01 PM   #5449
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Roses are red
My balls are blue
What I really really want
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Roses are red
The ceiling is gray
I've woke up in jail before
Even the walls are grey
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