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Old 01-28-2018, 06:14 PM   #8351
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The lab girl gets really pissed when I clip her nails
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Old 01-28-2018, 06:39 PM   #8352
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That bad ass JaG is in here somewhere. Dixie says
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Old 01-28-2018, 06:42 PM   #8353
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I'm looking for her she is a hot tamale *slurp*
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Old 01-28-2018, 06:43 PM   #8354
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I'm looking for her she is a hot tamale *slurp*
Then I am sending a search party!
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Old 02-02-2018, 09:32 PM   #8355
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The fucks I used to give, have expired.
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Old 02-03-2018, 08:17 PM   #8356
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Old 02-03-2018, 08:23 PM   #8357
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Old 02-03-2018, 08:27 PM   #8358
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Old 02-03-2018, 09:33 PM   #8359
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Old 02-05-2018, 01:33 PM   #8360
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that my 20 year old really trusts in my advice, he called me before he made a very impulsive decision and listened to my words and truly wanted my advice and decided against it for now until he has a better job.

A very proud momma indeed
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Old 02-05-2018, 06:58 PM   #8361
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Everything will work out the it’s meant to
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Old 02-05-2018, 07:59 PM   #8362
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Yesssss!!!

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Old 02-06-2018, 12:41 AM   #8363
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How quick the greens are now
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Old 02-06-2018, 02:10 AM   #8364
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I played today .... went out trying to shoot my age, ended up shooting my weight !!

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Old 02-06-2018, 06:33 PM   #8365
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That trying to figure out this college shit for my mini is exhausting and it makes me sad.
I’m going to struggle when she goes.
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Old 02-06-2018, 08:23 PM   #8366
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How much I truly hate the changes at work
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Old 02-19-2018, 10:29 PM   #8367
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After my big, life changing move last summer, I now live within 30 miles of my ex husband are you freaking kidding me???
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Old 02-20-2018, 02:15 PM   #8368
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That I definitely made the wrong career change
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Old 02-20-2018, 04:49 PM   #8369
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I really do make super eggplant 🍆 parm with no carbs or sugar..just deliciousness, and a bit of garlic.
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