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Old 06-19-2016, 03:37 AM   #1126
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Old 06-19-2016, 08:26 AM   #1127
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Old 06-19-2016, 09:15 AM   #1128
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Old 06-19-2016, 10:34 AM   #1129
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Old 06-19-2016, 10:34 AM   #1130
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Old 06-19-2016, 06:44 PM   #1131
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Canoodle -- To hug and kiss.

I would love to canoodle with you but my husband would disapprove.
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Old 06-19-2016, 06:45 PM   #1132
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Old 06-19-2016, 11:28 PM   #1133
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Old 06-19-2016, 11:54 PM   #1134
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Old 06-20-2016, 04:17 AM   #1135
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Old 06-20-2016, 05:54 AM   #1136
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Old 02-21-2018, 08:47 PM   #1137
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Old 04-30-2018, 08:45 PM   #1138
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Old 05-01-2018, 08:14 AM   #1139
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