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Old 08-06-2016, 01:28 AM   #251
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Old 08-06-2016, 01:30 AM   #252
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Sexy minx! Trying to seduce me!
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Old 08-06-2016, 01:40 AM   #254
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Sexy minx! Trying to seduce me!
These are the cakes you're looking for.....succumb to the dark side.
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Old 08-06-2016, 01:48 AM   #255
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These are the cakes you're looking for.....succumb to the dark side.
On a purely gastronomic note : I genuinely do not like the smell! Conceptually & visually so damn appealing!

Nose clamps won't help..??
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Old 08-06-2016, 01:52 AM   #256
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On a purely gastronomic note : I genuinely do not like the smell! Conceptually & visually so damn appealing!

Nose clamps won't help..??
Oi. Hiding behind the literal.

Back to baby cupcakes it is.
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Oi. Hiding behind the literal.

Back to baby cupcakes it is.
Let's try it this way:

Cucumber : penis like
Donuts : ?



I love cupcakes of any size!
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Old 08-06-2016, 02:13 AM   #258
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Let's try it this way:

Cucumber : penis like
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I love cupcakes of any size!
Are you saying you don't know where my donuts been?!!

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Tentacle donut
Must be a Japanese thing.

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Old 08-06-2016, 11:11 AM   #260
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Nothing like a morning doughnut ...

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Old 08-06-2016, 11:14 AM   #261
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Nothing like a morning doughnut ...

Pink and chocolate frosting are the most common but sometimes you'll run across a cinnamon one.

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Old 08-06-2016, 05:35 PM   #262
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Old 08-08-2016, 08:21 PM   #265
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This is so ewww & bloody hilarious too
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They need to wipe their donuts.

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You find these chicks! Is this one Apparition
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Old 08-08-2016, 11:02 PM   #273
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I was going to post this in random thoughts, or what made you laugh. But then I remember the donut thread.

Tonight, a random woman gave me 2 bags of donuts as I sat in my truck at a gas station. Asked me if I had kids, then gave them to me. Looked inside, sure enough, 6 donuts.

Funny, that's exactly how many I can slide on my dick at one time.
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