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Old 09-19-2010, 02:09 AM   #2551
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I was playing with my 9 year old, and I was calling him pet names... he wanted me to stop, so he said "you can call me..." then he paused and said "don't call me anything"... of which, i then said, "alright, don't call me anything, come here and give me a hug"... he said, no, "don't call me anything".. and I said, i'm not calling you anything, i'm calling you "don't call me anything" at which point, he collapsed on the floor into a giggle fit
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Old 09-19-2010, 02:48 AM   #2552
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The 18lb cat that I gave to my grandkids! When My daughter first saw her yesterday she said Holy Cow she is Huge! Later she called to tell me that she had given the monster a bath and it went and hid it its litter house! I think the ppl I got the cat from fed it better than they may have fed themselves
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Old 09-19-2010, 01:18 PM   #2553
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the following conversation with a very dear friend (not to be confused with a playmate):

Me: so whatcha doin?
Him: jerking off to your pic
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he caught me so offguard I spit coffee all over....he's dangerous that way
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Old 09-19-2010, 03:55 PM   #2554
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The new Axe commercial that I saw on TV the other night that I hear has been banned. Glad I caught it. Here's the extended version. I laughed so hard I cried and couldn't believe that this was on TV!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqqk87W4tic
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Old 09-19-2010, 04:00 PM   #2555
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The new Axe commercial that I saw on TV the other night that I hear has been banned. Glad I caught it. Here's the extended version. I laughed so hard I cried and couldn't believe that this was on TV!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqqk87W4tic
Hubby and I saw this on tv yesterday and we were cracking up...ALmost as good as the SNL skit with Alec Baldwin.. lmao
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Old 09-19-2010, 04:10 PM   #2556
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The fact that 4 out of 4 pre-game analysts picked Dallas to win today....BUT....they got their asses kicked
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Old 09-19-2010, 04:31 PM   #2557
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The fact that 4 out of 4 pre-game analysts picked Dallas to win today....BUT....they got their asses kicked


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Old 09-19-2010, 04:33 PM   #2558
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hearing my kids conversation.....

my son: I'm talking to you!

my daughter: I'm not answering you!!
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Old 09-19-2010, 04:49 PM   #2559
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a "fair" I went to today.....lame
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Old 09-19-2010, 06:14 PM   #2560
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a rumor I heard that is soooooo way off the mark it is actually laughable at this point
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Old 09-19-2010, 08:16 PM   #2561
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One of my good friends turned 85 today. We had a suprise birthday party for her (always an "iffy" thing at her age!). Listening to her gossip with her friends was hysterical! They giggle like junior high girls while talking about old men!
Truthfully....until this afternoon, i thought i had seen it all!
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Old 09-20-2010, 02:00 AM   #2562
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so many things... my emotions... they are on overdrive
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Old 09-20-2010, 05:55 AM   #2563
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Being called a jerkwad before 6 am. That might be a new record for me.
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Old 09-20-2010, 07:00 AM   #2564
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In my PM, lion writes "I hope it's not MY lollipop you're chomping after 4 licks." Must relate to something I posted really late last night
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a whole row of smiles from a sweet & sexy man
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Old 09-20-2010, 06:20 PM   #2566
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Old 09-20-2010, 06:32 PM   #2567
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My youngest son. Damned if has not went and grown up right in front of me!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-21-2010, 03:14 PM   #2568
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Justin Timberlake and the Target lady!!!!
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I left a fun size snickers bar on my desk. I leave for a while, come back and it's gone!! That's not the funny part........the funny part was seeing his face when he got caught!!
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My two year old when he called his two older brothers by name and said "seatbelt". We were on the way to school.
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Trying to talk my PC into taking a walk on the wild side, but she seems immune to my charms
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My son, he thinks he is a comedian....he's not but it was funny watching him try and be one.
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