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Old 08-02-2016, 11:50 PM   #37501
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Ikea's new sex toy line = Jerkmakok Lighting
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Old 08-02-2016, 11:52 PM   #37502
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Jumped 3 for joke lol

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Old 08-03-2016, 12:30 AM   #37503
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Best seller = true stories of MnF
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Old 08-03-2016, 12:32 AM   #37504
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True stories of MnF = an oxymoron
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Old 08-03-2016, 12:36 AM   #37505
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an oxymoron = I can resist anything but temptation
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Old 08-03-2016, 12:38 AM   #37506
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I can resist anything but temptation = a bat riddle....dananannan..to the bat cave
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Old 08-03-2016, 11:56 PM   #37507
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a bat riddle....dananannan..to the bat cave = Holy strawberries Batman, we're in a jam
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Old 08-04-2016, 12:05 AM   #37508
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Holy strawberries Batman, we're in a jam = omg Catwoman! Talk about a spread
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Old 08-04-2016, 12:35 AM   #37509
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omg Catwoman! Talk about a spread = But wait! It happened at sea... Sea. C for Catwoman! *



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Old 08-04-2016, 10:53 PM   #37510
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But wait! It happened at sea... Sea. C for Catwoman! * = Ways to kill a thread
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Old 08-06-2016, 09:48 PM   #37511
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Ways to kill a thread= Oooops! I forgot my alphabet
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Old 08-14-2016, 01:36 AM   #37512
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Oooooh! I forgot my alphabet = something and the kitchen sink
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Old 08-14-2016, 10:20 PM   #37513
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something and the kitchen sink = things I've taken apart and can't put back together
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Old 08-15-2016, 12:12 AM   #37514
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things I've taken apart and can't put back together = my hands were made to dial phones
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Old 08-15-2016, 12:15 AM   #37515
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My hands were made to dial phones = let my fingers do the walking
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Old 08-15-2016, 12:16 AM   #37516
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Let my fingers do the walking = finger licking good
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finger licking good = tastes just like chicken
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finger licking good = Colonel Sanders wife

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Old 08-15-2016, 12:23 AM   #37519
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finger licking good = Good times at Mrs. Kitties!
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Colonel Sanders wife/Good times at Mrs. Kitties = kiss my grits
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paying homage to breakfast foods = all Hail bacon
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all Hail bacon = pigs answer to where's the beef

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pigs answer to where's the beef = porking is the usual answer
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