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Old 04-11-2011, 10:59 PM   #12401
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you're always right=what men say if they want to get laid
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:46 PM   #12402
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what men say if they want to get laid = pretty much any thing they think will work
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:15 PM   #12403
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pretty much anything they think will work = what men do instead of asking directions
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Old 04-12-2011, 02:47 PM   #12404
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when men do instead of asking directions = let the lady drive for a while
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Old 04-12-2011, 05:23 PM   #12405
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let the lady drive for a while= I think that last cruiser might've tagged me with the radar gun
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Old 04-12-2011, 05:28 PM   #12406
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I think that last cruiser might've tagged me with the radar gun = I like it when you call me cruiser
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Old 04-12-2011, 05:32 PM   #12407
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I like it when you call me cruiser=weird role play
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Old 04-12-2011, 05:33 PM   #12408
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weird role play= yeah...that's it...I was only kidding
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Old 04-12-2011, 05:34 PM   #12409
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yeah...that's it...I was only kidding=cyber in the chatroom
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Old 04-12-2011, 05:36 PM   #12410
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cyber in the chatroom= what are you wearing?
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Old 04-12-2011, 05:36 PM   #12411
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cyber in the chatroom = 1 dude + 1.. other dude
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Old 04-12-2011, 08:46 PM   #12412
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1 dude + 1 other dude = best buddies for life
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Old 04-12-2011, 08:52 PM   #12413
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Old 04-12-2011, 08:58 PM   #12414
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Someone you can depend on = hard to find
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Old 04-12-2011, 08:59 PM   #12415
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hard to find= worth the effort searching and trying
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Old 04-12-2011, 09:16 PM   #12416
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Worth searching and trying = finding nude pics of Brooke Burke on the web
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Old 04-12-2011, 09:29 PM   #12417
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finding nude pics of Brooke Burke on the web= my new discovery of someone I never knew existed
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Old 04-12-2011, 09:31 PM   #12418
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Old 04-12-2011, 09:32 PM   #12419
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my new discovery of someone I never knew existed = making friends on M&F
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one reason to stay=they're a good cook
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they're a good cook = don't forget the laundry
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Old 04-13-2011, 04:06 PM   #12424
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i could do with a good fluff and fold lols
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