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Old 03-09-2011, 06:06 PM   #1
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Would you take any penis enlargment pills and ladies would you let your man take them?
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Old 03-09-2011, 06:07 PM   #2
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You mean everyone doesn't take them?
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Old 03-09-2011, 06:09 PM   #3
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NOT required, took a survey age 21 to 36..... unanimous I don't need one....
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Old 03-09-2011, 06:16 PM   #4
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maybe every other day, just so it would feel like i was with a stranger now and then?
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:07 PM   #5
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I'm working under the assumption that beer makes your dick bigger. No results in 20 years yet, but boy, oh boy when it finally kicks in.....look out.
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:12 PM   #6
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I know someone that took penis enlargement pills .... Those things don't work
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:16 PM   #7
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For the last time...it's not about quantity, it's about quality!!!

Mostly...
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:20 PM   #8
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For the last time...it's not about quantity, it's about quality!!!

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Old 03-09-2011, 07:42 PM   #9
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k...I'll just say it...any man who would buy pills that he KNOWS don't work in an effort to make his dick larger is an idiot of the first order who hasn't got the foggiest clue about the finer arts of pitching the proverbial woo. You are also very likely latently homo-sexual, as it would require a lot of cock-gazing to even know if yours was not up to "standard". I can safely say that MINE is the biggest schlong I've ever gawked at. Yeesh.
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:54 PM   #10
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A smart Lady.

Of course, if he is hung like a pimple, he'd better be really good with his digits.
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:57 PM   #11
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k...I'll just say it...any man who would buy pills that he KNOWS don't work in an effort to make his dick larger is an idiot of the first order who hasn't got the foggiest clue about the finer arts of pitching the proverbial woo. You are also very likely latently homo-sexual, as it would require a lot of cock-gazing to even know if yours was not up to "standard". I can safely say that MINE is the biggest schlong I've ever gawked at. Yeesh.
I'm not sure what to be more impressed with........how passionate you seem to be about this topic, your use of the phrase "Pitching the proverbial woo", or that your wanker is apparently larger than your Fro dude
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:58 PM   #12
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As long as he has a good tongue and knows how to use it, we will handle the rest of the shortage.
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Old 03-09-2011, 08:43 PM   #13
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No because I've had good results from tying bricks to the end of my pecker for prolonged periods.
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k...I'll just say it...any man who would buy pills that he KNOWS don't work in an effort to make his dick larger is an idiot of the first order who hasn't got the foggiest clue about the finer arts of pitching the proverbial woo. You are also very likely latently homo-sexual, as it would require a lot of cock-gazing to even know if yours was not up to "standard". I can safely say that MINE is the biggest schlong I've ever gawked at. Yeesh.
what he said
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Old 03-10-2011, 12:46 AM   #15
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Were they acme bricks?
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Old 03-10-2011, 12:51 AM   #16
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Slamming it in a car door over and over again helps get the blood really pumping so that it will double in size for the next day or two.

Try this.
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size is relative,


would not do the car door thing sounds dreadfully painful
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If it was any bigger, I would need to hire help just to pack it around.
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If I stop the coke ....would that help
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What if I take the pills and she doesn't like my new size? Are there pills to bring it back to size?
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i just stroke it a bit and there you go Instant growth.!! no pills no potions.
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What if I take the pills and she doesn't like my new size? Are there pills to bring it back to size?

I don't think pills are necessary for that. By the time she's finished complaining about the new size....job complete and back to normal.
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I don't think pills are necessary for that. By the time she's finished complaining about the new size....job complete and back to normal.
Hmmm, she talks, then I'm back to normal. That sounds eerily familiar...
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