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Old 07-17-2017, 04:45 PM   #30026
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It's because you've developed vampiric tendencies with the hours you work.. you're lucky you didn't burst into flames..



this is sooooo true
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Old 07-18-2017, 08:32 AM   #30027
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Old 07-18-2017, 08:52 AM   #30028
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need to wake up apparently
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Old 07-18-2017, 08:54 AM   #30029
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need to wake up apparently

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Old 07-18-2017, 08:57 AM   #30030
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Old 07-18-2017, 09:00 AM   #30031
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The man of my dreams...I think he's like Sleeping Beauty...
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Old 07-18-2017, 08:39 PM   #30032
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Old 07-18-2017, 08:43 PM   #30033
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Old 07-18-2017, 08:49 PM   #30034
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Old 07-18-2017, 09:32 PM   #30035
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Old 07-18-2017, 09:34 PM   #30036
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haven't put down the vodka
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am still sticky
Oh yeah? Let me dream. Don't tell me where.
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Old 07-18-2017, 09:36 PM   #30038
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Old 07-18-2017, 09:38 PM   #30039
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Today felt like a crawl of a day.
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Old 07-18-2017, 10:11 PM   #30040
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Old 07-19-2017, 01:26 PM   #30041
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Old 07-19-2017, 01:37 PM   #30042
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visited the chat room today for the first time in years.
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Old 07-19-2017, 01:43 PM   #30043
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skipped a day. Tomorrow isn't Friday
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Old 07-19-2017, 01:43 PM   #30044
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Fortunately I was the only one there ....but I found out yesterday that you don't even have to go in the chat room to get that question asked, seems PM's might work just as well for some
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Old 07-19-2017, 01:58 PM   #30045
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Fortunately I was the only one there ....but I found out yesterday that you don't even have to go in the chat room to get that question asked, seems PM's might work just as well for some
So.....you are saying people use PM's for thing other than sending dick pics?

Huh, who knew
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Old 07-19-2017, 02:02 PM   #30046
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So.....you are saying people use PM's for thing other than sending dick pics?

Huh, who knew
I did

I use PM'S for recruiting my gang..the revolution is happening soon ..get on board
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Old 07-19-2017, 02:09 PM   #30047
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So.....you are saying people use PM's for thing other than sending dick pics?

Huh, who knew
I have yet to get any d*ck pics there, I'm starting to develop a complex
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I use PM'S for recruiting my gang..the revolution is happening soon ..get on board
Ahhh....jeez!

You know, I did get that PM from you, I glanced so fast I mis-read it

"I'm looking for a posse" is what you said - NOW it makes sense
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Old 07-19-2017, 02:47 PM   #30049
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I have yet to get any d*ck pics there, I'm starting to develop a complex
I have a feeling your box just filled up (play on words, intentional )
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Ahhh....jeez!

You know, I did get that PM from you, I glanced so fast I mis-read it

"I'm looking for a posse" is what you said - NOW it makes sense
Why didnt I get a reply from you saying..."I know just the guy!"?
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