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Old 05-11-2017, 12:46 AM   #11051
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I let things get to me that I shouldn't .
I have trouble sleeping at nights sometimes.
I feel all of my online friends are special to me.
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Old 05-11-2017, 12:47 AM   #11052
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I let things get to me that I shouldn't .
I have trouble sleeping at nights sometimes.
I feel all of my online friends are special to me.
... and you're special too ...
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Old 05-11-2017, 12:51 AM   #11053
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I'm only really close to a few people
I'm not much of a talker - I don't converse easily
You can usually find me on the sidelines at parties - people watching
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Old 05-26-2017, 09:29 PM   #11054
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I enjoy cooking
I have two Chihuahuas
I am OCD umm well alittle
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Old 05-26-2017, 09:33 PM   #11055
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I am easily to get a long
I look for the good in every body
My life surround my grand babies.
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Old 06-09-2017, 08:14 PM   #11056
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I never refuse a party invite
I'm semi retired but put in lots of hours telecommuting
Pecans are my favorite nuts
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:50 AM   #11057
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I spent a lot of my life being a people pleaser but that's faded with age.
I am a planner. I tend to plan for scenarios that may never exist.
I need to drink more water and am always looking for new ways to get that done.
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Old 06-18-2017, 10:48 PM   #11058
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Kicking the negative out are of my life made me happier ( we all negative at points but geez all the time) bye bye

I LOVE the beach sitting on the sand(well a sand blanket) listening to music eating drinking and taking a dip in the ocean..

I love holding hands with hubs wherever we go
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Old 06-18-2017, 10:51 PM   #11059
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I don't like nuts

I love avocado

I prefer dry red wine
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Old 06-18-2017, 10:53 PM   #11060
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I love red wine

I don't eat any nuts lol why does this sound dirty

I love avocado but cant have them
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Old 06-18-2017, 11:00 PM   #11061
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I love to create things.
I want to learn to draw better
I would love to be able to pick up the paint brush and just paint
what every I wanted to .
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Old 06-19-2017, 01:29 AM   #11062
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I enjoy quilting
I have more ufos than I do completed projects
I prefer hand quilting over machine
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Old 06-19-2017, 08:37 PM   #11063
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I am a touchy-feely kinda person

I tune in to people's feelings which can be overwhelming at times

I am fiercely loyal to those I care about
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Old 06-19-2017, 08:43 PM   #11064
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I have no immediate family, other than an Aunt and we aren't super close.

I don't care what people think of me, I know I'm a good person.

I believe in family and wish I could get them to come to Sunday dinners and be closer.
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:52 PM   #11065
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1. Autumn (or fall!) is my favourite season
2. I've lived in three continents
3. I qualified as a group fitness instructor but never did it - I enjoy going to classes but not teaching them!
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Old 07-17-2017, 06:13 PM   #11066
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My mind can't be influenced by anyone except when I choose to.
I love writing with an ink pen.
I rather cook food af home than to order everyday.
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Old 07-17-2017, 06:27 PM   #11067
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I like window shopping
I like watching western and romantic movies.
I like to make quilt tops
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:38 PM   #11068
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I use to be a blond ...with hair dye
I enjoy playing pinball machines at the shore
I love swimming
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:04 PM   #11069
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I stay focused at work much better than at home.
About the only thing I can find in a grocery store is milk.
I actually enjoy speaking to a large crowd.
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:17 PM   #11070
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I don't know how to swim.
I like reading romance book
I work in the garden with my mom and dad when i was a teenager.
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:22 PM   #11071
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I need a new show closet or the stores need to stop making a size 7 or 7 1/2
I am told I have long eye lashes
I eat a salad almost everyday for lunch
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:35 PM   #11072
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I enjoy being with my family
I am very compassionate person .
I like coconut pies
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:37 PM   #11073
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family is my world
I been with the same man since I was 19
I am very blessed to have my son
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:40 PM   #11074
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I just moved to a new state and out sometimes feels like a foreign land.
I love vintage everything.
I'm a Leo
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:51 PM   #11075
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I have been told that I am easy to talk to
I am a Virgo
I love silky materials
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