Married And Flirting Chat

Go Back   Married And Flirting Chat > Married And Flirting Chat Forums > Jokes, Stories & Games
Reload this Page I will admit that I....
Register Married Chat RoomsAll Albums Blogs FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Jokes, Stories & Games Have a good joke to tell or a story to share. How about a game to play, Post it here and share it with us.

Reply
Page 1202 of 1300 « First < 202 702 1102 1152 1192 1198 1199 1200 1201 1202 1203 1204 1205 1206 1212 1252 > Last »
 
Thread Tools
Old 07-17-2017, 03:45 PM   #30026
DomesticDiva
~*Concentrated Awesome*~
 
DomesticDiva's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: "In That WalMart Parkin' Lot"
Age: 42
Posts: 66,015
Thanks: 28,863
Thanked 17,095 Times in 11,369 Posts
Blog Entries: 30
DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by SpecialK View Post
It's because you've developed vampiric tendencies with the hours you work.. you're lucky you didn't burst into flames..



this is sooooo true
__________________

~If you smash into something good, you should hold on until it's time to let go.~
DomesticDiva is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to DomesticDiva For This Useful Post:
SpecialK (07-17-2017)
Old 07-18-2017, 07:32 AM   #30027
Rickyc1023
Have to leave. Account closed.
Flirting Is My Life :)
 
Join Date: May 2014
Location: Texas
Age: 44
Posts: 1,887
Thanks: 729
Thanked 496 Times in 406 Posts
Rickyc1023 Is God Like Rickyc1023 Is God Like Rickyc1023 Is God Like Rickyc1023 Is God Like Rickyc1023 Is God Like Rickyc1023 Is God Like Rickyc1023 Is God Like Rickyc1023 Is God Like Rickyc1023 Is God Like Rickyc1023 Is God Like Rickyc1023 Is God Like
Default
sleep
Last edited by Rickyc1023; 01-20-2018 at 09:50 AM.
Rickyc1023 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2017, 07:52 AM   #30028
DomesticDiva
~*Concentrated Awesome*~
 
DomesticDiva's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: "In That WalMart Parkin' Lot"
Age: 42
Posts: 66,015
Thanks: 28,863
Thanked 17,095 Times in 11,369 Posts
Blog Entries: 30
DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like
Default
need to wake up apparently
__________________

~If you smash into something good, you should hold on until it's time to let go.~
DomesticDiva is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2017, 07:54 AM   #30029
Stew
Just playin
 
Stew's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Canada
Age: 51
Posts: 25,059
Thanks: 2,871
Thanked 7,378 Times in 5,549 Posts
Blog Entries: 5
Stew Is God Like Stew Is God Like Stew Is God Like Stew Is God Like Stew Is God Like Stew Is God Like Stew Is God Like Stew Is God Like Stew Is God Like Stew Is God Like Stew Is God Like
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by DomesticDiva View Post
need to wake up apparently

Who is Apparently?
__________________
Caution........may be sarcastic..
Stew is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Stew For This Useful Post:
DomesticDiva (07-18-2017)
Old 07-18-2017, 07:57 AM   #30030
Sensual Woman
Dog Lover
 
Sensual Woman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Age: 55
Posts: 18,579
Thanks: 10,475
Thanked 5,336 Times in 3,711 Posts
Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like
Default
Would love a day of pampering.
__________________
Dogs...because people suck
Sensual Woman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2017, 08:00 AM   #30031
DomesticDiva
~*Concentrated Awesome*~
 
DomesticDiva's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: "In That WalMart Parkin' Lot"
Age: 42
Posts: 66,015
Thanks: 28,863
Thanked 17,095 Times in 11,369 Posts
Blog Entries: 30
DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew View Post
Who is Apparently?


The man of my dreams...I think he's like Sleeping Beauty...
__________________

~If you smash into something good, you should hold on until it's time to let go.~
DomesticDiva is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2017, 07:39 PM   #30032
southern1
Let's Ride!
 
southern1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Heart of Dixie
Age: 53
Posts: 20,784
Thanks: 10,001
Thanked 8,398 Times in 6,245 Posts
southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like
Default
Love pulling pranks on the new employees
southern1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2017, 07:43 PM   #30033
flirtingenie
Silver Lady
 
flirtingenie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Arkansas
Age: 59
Posts: 14,584
Thanks: 3,626
Thanked 3,117 Times in 2,541 Posts
Blog Entries: 3
flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like
Default
am a romantic person
__________________

Wishing every one a Happy New Year .
flirtingenie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2017, 07:49 PM   #30034
JerseyGirl
(｡♥‿♥｡)
 
JerseyGirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Age: 52
Posts: 45,288
Thanks: 17,320
Thanked 18,377 Times in 14,296 Posts
JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like
Default
am still sticky
JerseyGirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2017, 08:32 PM   #30035
Lyric~*
DJ’s go to love song
 
Lyric~*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Colorado
Age: 40
Posts: 16,843
Thanks: 10,556
Thanked 8,143 Times in 6,006 Posts
Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like
Default
A burning desire is much better than a burning itch.
__________________
Lyric~* is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2017, 08:34 PM   #30036
Chillaxin
Flirting God
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Age: 46
Posts: 13,948
Thanks: 3,710
Thanked 3,149 Times in 2,785 Posts
Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like
Default
haven't put down the vodka
Chillaxin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2017, 08:34 PM   #30037
Lyric~*
DJ’s go to love song
 
Lyric~*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Colorado
Age: 40
Posts: 16,843
Thanks: 10,556
Thanked 8,143 Times in 6,006 Posts
Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by JerseyGirl View Post
am still sticky
Oh yeah? Let me dream. Don't tell me where.
__________________
Lyric~* is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2017, 08:36 PM   #30038
Chillaxin
Flirting God
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Age: 46
Posts: 13,948
Thanks: 3,710
Thanked 3,149 Times in 2,785 Posts
Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like Chillaxin Is God Like
Default
Don't care
Chillaxin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2017, 08:38 PM   #30039
Lyric~*
DJ’s go to love song
 
Lyric~*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Colorado
Age: 40
Posts: 16,843
Thanks: 10,556
Thanked 8,143 Times in 6,006 Posts
Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like
Default
Today felt like a crawl of a day.
__________________
Lyric~* is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2017, 09:11 PM   #30040
Sensual Woman
Dog Lover
 
Sensual Woman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Age: 55
Posts: 18,579
Thanks: 10,475
Thanked 5,336 Times in 3,711 Posts
Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like
Default
Am aching for affection
__________________
Dogs...because people suck
Sensual Woman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2017, 12:26 PM   #30041
ImNotYourWife
🙈🙉🙊
 
ImNotYourWife's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2016
Age: 47
Posts: 3,888
Thanks: 1,347
Thanked 1,595 Times in 1,155 Posts
ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like
Default
visited the chat room today for the first time in years.
ImNotYourWife is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to ImNotYourWife For This Useful Post:
JerseyGirl (07-19-2017), southernboy (07-19-2017)
Old 07-19-2017, 12:37 PM   #30042
MisterBlueSky
Just Ask
 
MisterBlueSky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: North East
Age: 47
Posts: 8,507
Thanks: 1,919
Thanked 3,289 Times in 2,421 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ImNotYourWife View Post
visited the chat room today for the first time in years.
A/S/L?
MisterBlueSky is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to MisterBlueSky For This Useful Post:
ImNotYourWife (07-19-2017), JerseyGirl (07-19-2017), leggy (07-19-2017), Shawn (07-19-2017), southernboy (07-19-2017)
Old 07-19-2017, 12:43 PM   #30043
JerseyGirl
(｡♥‿♥｡)
 
JerseyGirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Age: 52
Posts: 45,288
Thanks: 17,320
Thanked 18,377 Times in 14,296 Posts
JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like
Default
skipped a day. Tomorrow isn't Friday
JerseyGirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2017, 12:43 PM   #30044
ImNotYourWife
🙈🙉🙊
 
ImNotYourWife's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2016
Age: 47
Posts: 3,888
Thanks: 1,347
Thanked 1,595 Times in 1,155 Posts
ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterBlueSky View Post
A/S/L?
Fortunately I was the only one there ....but I found out yesterday that you don't even have to go in the chat room to get that question asked, seems PM's might work just as well for some
ImNotYourWife is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to ImNotYourWife For This Useful Post:
MisterBlueSky (07-19-2017)
Old 07-19-2017, 12:58 PM   #30045
MisterBlueSky
Just Ask
 
MisterBlueSky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: North East
Age: 47
Posts: 8,507
Thanks: 1,919
Thanked 3,289 Times in 2,421 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ImNotYourWife View Post
Fortunately I was the only one there ....but I found out yesterday that you don't even have to go in the chat room to get that question asked, seems PM's might work just as well for some
So.....you are saying people use PM's for thing other than sending dick pics?

Huh, who knew
MisterBlueSky is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2017, 01:02 PM   #30046
Iceburn
Thread Terrorist
 
Iceburn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: In the land of Naughty Sneakies
Age: 59
Posts: 48,415
Thanks: 22,016
Thanked 25,303 Times in 20,042 Posts
Blog Entries: 16
Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterBlueSky View Post
So.....you are saying people use PM's for thing other than sending dick pics?

Huh, who knew
I did

I use PM'S for recruiting my gang..the revolution is happening soon ..get on board
__________________
~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~
Iceburn is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Iceburn For This Useful Post:
Daniel.Ged (07-19-2017), ImNotYourWife (07-19-2017)
Old 07-19-2017, 01:09 PM   #30047
ImNotYourWife
🙈🙉🙊
 
ImNotYourWife's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2016
Age: 47
Posts: 3,888
Thanks: 1,347
Thanked 1,595 Times in 1,155 Posts
ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like ImNotYourWife Is God Like
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterBlueSky View Post
So.....you are saying people use PM's for thing other than sending dick pics?

Huh, who knew
I have yet to get any d*ck pics there, I'm starting to develop a complex
ImNotYourWife is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to ImNotYourWife For This Useful Post:
Daniel.Ged (07-19-2017), Iceburn (07-19-2017)
Old 07-19-2017, 01:46 PM   #30048
MisterBlueSky
Just Ask
 
MisterBlueSky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: North East
Age: 47
Posts: 8,507
Thanks: 1,919
Thanked 3,289 Times in 2,421 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceburn View Post
I did

I use PM'S for recruiting my gang..the revolution is happening soon ..get on board
Ahhh....jeez!

You know, I did get that PM from you, I glanced so fast I mis-read it

"I'm looking for a posse" is what you said - NOW it makes sense
MisterBlueSky is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to MisterBlueSky For This Useful Post:
Iceburn (07-19-2017)
Old 07-19-2017, 01:47 PM   #30049
MisterBlueSky
Just Ask
 
MisterBlueSky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: North East
Age: 47
Posts: 8,507
Thanks: 1,919
Thanked 3,289 Times in 2,421 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ImNotYourWife View Post
I have yet to get any d*ck pics there, I'm starting to develop a complex
I have a feeling your box just filled up (play on words, intentional )
MisterBlueSky is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2017, 01:53 PM   #30050
Iceburn
Thread Terrorist
 
Iceburn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: In the land of Naughty Sneakies
Age: 59
Posts: 48,415
Thanks: 22,016
Thanked 25,303 Times in 20,042 Posts
Blog Entries: 16
Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterBlueSky View Post
Ahhh....jeez!

You know, I did get that PM from you, I glanced so fast I mis-read it

"I'm looking for a posse" is what you said - NOW it makes sense
Why didnt I get a reply from you saying..."I know just the guy!"?
__________________
~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~
Iceburn is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1202 of 1300 « First < 202 702 1102 1152 1192 1198 1199 1200 1201 1202 1203 1204 1205 1206 1212 1252 > Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:00 AM.

Contact Us - Married And Flirting Chat - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.