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Old 05-24-2007, 01:20 AM   #26
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Old 05-24-2007, 01:21 AM   #27
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Old 05-24-2007, 01:30 AM   #28
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Old 05-24-2007, 11:02 AM   #29
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Old 05-24-2007, 04:58 PM   #30
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these shorts are really short, on purpose. easy access for my hands or his.
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Old 05-24-2007, 04:59 PM   #31
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licking Suz's inner thigh

no really, just popped into my head
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Old 05-24-2007, 07:27 PM   #32
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licking Suz's inner thigh

no really, just popped into my head

Sure it did.....just make sure you give my other thigh equal attention...damn and you had to go for the inner thighs....boy I could warp you in one hour...
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Old 05-24-2007, 07:34 PM   #33
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:24 PM   #34
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Sure it did.....just make sure you give my other thigh equal attention...damn and you had to go for the inner thighs....boy I could warp you in one hour...
well, i was hoping you'd straighten some parts of me out

oh look, you already did
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:27 PM   #35
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well, i was hoping you'd straighten some parts of me out

oh look, you already did
Think you could teach me how to surf? I could straighten you out in the water also....hmm...the things I could do to you..
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:29 PM   #36
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Think you could teach me how to surf? I could straighten you out in the water also....hmm...the things I could do to you..
the real trick is making everything pop up all at once

do you know how to make something pop suddenly?
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:34 PM   #37
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the real trick is making everything pop up all at once

do you know how to make something pop suddenly?
From hundreds of miles away....not doing a damn thing...I'm gifted, I know
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:37 PM   #38
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From hundreds of miles away....not doing a damn thing...I'm gifted, I know
you've been making things pop on me all day, lovely
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:42 PM   #39
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:46 PM   #40
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you've been making things pop on me all day, lovely

Well you were on my things to do list....day isn't over....
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Old 05-24-2007, 10:31 PM   #41
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Well you were on my things to do list....day isn't over....
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Old 05-24-2007, 10:57 PM   #42
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I want my baby right and right now.........love you tarheel
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Old 05-24-2007, 11:00 PM   #43
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holding her in my arms all night long...loving her deeply...wanting her forever...
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Name the time and place, surfdude!
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Old 05-25-2007, 09:51 AM   #45
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Old 05-25-2007, 10:00 AM   #47
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Old 05-25-2007, 10:06 AM   #48
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It is Friday and I am off for 3 days in 8 more hours I can not wait!!!!
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Old 05-25-2007, 10:18 AM   #49
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Old 05-25-2007, 10:26 AM   #50
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holding her in my arms all night long...loving her deeply...wanting her forever...
Doesn't sound like you're confused at all, CM. There's nothing in the world better than that. Sounds girly, but being cuddled up in the arms of someone you love can't be any more manly.
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