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Old 07-09-2017, 01:40 PM   #401
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You mysteriously start receiving letters from AARP marked URGENT: ...Special this week on burial plots~~~


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Old 07-09-2017, 01:42 PM   #402
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You buy a toilet seat riser for your mother, but keep it for yourself.


LMAO!!! Now I remember when my mom had one in the assisted living facility~
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Old 07-09-2017, 01:55 PM   #403
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You keep getting asked if you want to apply the senior citizen discount to that.
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Old 07-09-2017, 10:39 PM   #404
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You go to pick up the grand babies and you bone goes. Snap crackling and pop.
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Old 07-09-2017, 10:43 PM   #405
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You say "in my younger years/days..." I am aiming to have my best years still ahead of me and will do so till I'm 6 feet under.
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Old 07-09-2017, 10:44 PM   #406
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You keep getting asked if you want to apply the senior citizen discount to that.
One thing that I'm looking forward to actually. I want discounts on my camping reservations. They are dirt cheap!
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Old 07-09-2017, 11:04 PM   #407
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One thing that I'm looking forward to actually. I want discounts on my camping reservations. They are dirt cheap!
I dunno, the closer you get, the more you may rethink that. Trust me on that one.
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Old 07-09-2017, 11:07 PM   #408
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I dunno, the closer you get, the more you may rethink that. Trust me on that one.
I agree with you on that. I am there now.
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Old 07-09-2017, 11:10 PM   #409
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Old 07-09-2017, 11:10 PM   #410
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I dunno, the closer you get, the more you may rethink that. Trust me on that one.
Well in any case...I hope I create some good stories of madness and shenigans to tell the grands and take to my grave! My goal is to be that crazy old lady that everyone talks about bcuz she doesn't give a shit bcuz she is a lose cannon and can get away with it.
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Old 07-09-2017, 11:12 PM   #411
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I agree with you on that. I am there now.
I guess I'm in denial and plan to stay here for as long as possible. I'm not budging either.


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Old 07-09-2017, 11:12 PM   #412
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Well in any case...I hope I create some good stories of madness and shenigans to tell the grands and take to my grave! My goal is to be that crazy old lady that everyone talks about bcuz she doesn't give a shit bcuz she is a lose cannon and can get away with it.
Well, you seem to be well on your way to that goal.............
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Old 07-09-2017, 11:26 PM   #413
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I guess I'm in denial and plan to stay here for as long as possible. I'm not budging either.


Hi Genie!

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That is what I thought too .
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Old 07-10-2017, 03:42 PM   #414
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You think the "old" Wonder Woman is hotter than the "new" Wonder Woman.
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Old 07-10-2017, 03:45 PM   #415
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You think the "old" Wonder Woman is hotter than the "new" Wonder Woman.
That's not age, that's just good taste. Of course they are both hot and I wouldn't kick either of them out bed for eating crackers, if I was the kind to have another woman in her bed. Now that I think of it, a woman in bed isn't such a bad idea.

Signs I'm getting old.... not being able to get to the point.
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Old 07-10-2017, 04:32 PM   #416
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That's not age, that's just good taste. Of course they are both hot and I wouldn't kick either of them out bed for eating crackers, if I was the kind to have another woman in her bed. Now that I think of it, a woman in bed isn't such a bad idea.

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Old 07-10-2017, 04:32 PM   #417
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I know I'm getting old because...... oh damn I forgot what I was going to say.
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Old 07-14-2017, 10:29 PM   #418
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Old 07-17-2017, 01:39 PM   #419
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:36 PM   #423
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