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Old 07-24-2016, 12:24 AM   #26
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Going by my hair color I'm not old. For some reason my hair is pitch black! My grandma was the same.. At 55 or 60 some grey hair popped up!

And I've never colored or chemically altered my hair (on my head!)
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Old 07-24-2016, 12:29 AM   #27
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Old 07-24-2016, 01:29 AM   #28
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Going by my hair color I'm not old. For some reason my hair is pitch black! My grandma was the same.. At 55 or 60 some grey hair popped up!

And I've never colored or chemically altered my hair (on my head!)
I'm 20% gray, and I'm 6 years younger than you.
I have jet black hair too, so the salt really sticks out in my pepper. (And I'll never color mine either. )
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Old 07-24-2016, 01:32 AM   #29
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Old 07-24-2016, 02:56 AM   #30
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Old 07-24-2016, 04:11 AM   #31
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I'm 20% gray, and I'm 6 years younger than you.
I have jet black hair too, so the salt really sticks out in my pepper. (And I'll never color mine either. )
It's all genetics.. None of those hard wired things are environmental, eyes don't turn green with jealousy or prolonged windex inhalation.

Oh & Thanks for the 6 years younger reminder! That helped in the aging thread lucky for you I'm not a cougar & shall age quietly in this corner
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Old 07-24-2016, 08:20 AM   #32
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Old 07-24-2016, 09:28 AM   #33
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Old 07-25-2016, 05:28 PM   #34
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Old 07-25-2016, 06:03 PM   #35
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inverted nipples....
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Old 07-25-2016, 06:05 PM   #36
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inverted nipples....
Ummm isn't that just a position
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Old 07-25-2016, 06:08 PM   #37
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Ummm isn't that just a position
Hmmm, you need to send me a diagram. Never heard of that one!
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Old 07-25-2016, 06:10 PM   #38
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Hmmm, you need to send me a diagram. Never heard of that one!
Well you put your leg...over and than your hand.. You know what...ill just have to come over and show it to ya!
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Old 07-25-2016, 06:11 PM   #39
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You make that little sighing noise as you sit down
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Old 07-25-2016, 06:26 PM   #40
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becoming a cat lady starts to look like a genuinely appealing lifestyle choice
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Old 07-25-2016, 06:29 PM   #41
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When you're sitting down at around 7:30 p.m. start thinking what can I do tonight and then talk yourself into staying home because it's already too late to do anything
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Old 07-25-2016, 07:37 PM   #42
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You have to vanquish the impulse to own a couple dozen small cats by owning one big cat--lion, leopard, cheetah...
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Old 07-25-2016, 07:38 PM   #43
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Old 07-25-2016, 07:40 PM   #44
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I came in here for something..........
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Old 09-27-2016, 08:50 AM   #47
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Old 09-27-2016, 01:26 PM   #48
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