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Old 10-18-2010, 11:46 AM   #51
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Old 10-18-2010, 12:09 PM   #52
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Old 10-18-2010, 12:12 PM   #53
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Trying to run my game of bs to a client whom I'm trying to sell something to.
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Old 10-18-2010, 12:13 PM   #54
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Old 10-18-2010, 01:35 PM   #55
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Old 10-18-2010, 01:42 PM   #56
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Rainbow...my guess...is you were also posting...so we are doing BOTH laundry and posting...which I am STILL doing...LOL
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Old 10-18-2010, 02:44 PM   #57
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Old 10-18-2010, 02:46 PM   #58
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Old 10-18-2010, 02:50 PM   #59
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i was ummm...working...
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Old 10-18-2010, 02:50 PM   #60
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Old 10-18-2010, 02:51 PM   #61
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Old 10-18-2010, 02:52 PM   #62
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I was making lunch. Now I'm done and I should get back to work
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Old 10-18-2010, 02:53 PM   #63
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I was in a train coming home!
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Old 10-18-2010, 04:04 PM   #64
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Old 10-18-2010, 04:07 PM   #65
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Old 10-18-2010, 04:08 PM   #66
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...same thing I am doing right now, not doing what I am supposed to be doing.
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Old 10-18-2010, 04:18 PM   #67
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Old 10-18-2010, 04:49 PM   #68
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Old 10-18-2010, 04:52 PM   #69
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Old 10-18-2010, 05:23 PM   #70
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Old 10-18-2010, 05:25 PM   #71
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Old 10-18-2010, 05:36 PM   #72
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Chatting with someone I haven't had a chance to with in awhile. We got interrupted on my end. It made me mad.
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Old 10-18-2010, 06:07 PM   #73
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Old 10-20-2010, 03:26 AM   #74
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Old 10-20-2010, 03:31 AM   #75
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Observing the other earthly beings that I interact with! I am learning so much! I maybe a little f**cked up but then arent we all in some way or another! At least I admit I am, most ppl are in denial.
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