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Old 11-05-2012, 02:07 PM   #26
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:08 PM   #27
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Give me some cheese or bacon then let's do it
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:11 PM   #28
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hey sweetie! Let's do it in the cat box again!
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:12 PM   #29
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ok games over.... your turn
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:14 PM   #30
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keep going I'll be done with this call in a minute
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:16 PM   #31
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Well it's just...well you see...well I know it's silly, but I was kind of hoping you'd take it up the butt tonite.
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:17 PM   #32
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Just skip the foreplay... Footballs nearly starting!!
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:18 PM   #33
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Can the dogs watch tonight
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:18 PM   #34
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well, he is on his death bed
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:18 PM   #35
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you can blow me at half time, hon. Bring me the chips!!
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:19 PM   #36
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You spent How much on That???
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Did you shower first don't want funk on me
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:27 PM   #38
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Just stop! You are doing it all wrong! Lets just have sex & get this over with.
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:28 PM   #39
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oh baby you do that almost as good as my secretary
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Why the fuck won't you trim this???
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:34 PM   #42
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:36 PM   #43
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:38 PM   #44
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All you have to do is lay there
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Have you put on weight?
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I'm just sayin... She doesn't mind swallowing ...
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:46 PM   #47
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.. you can keep reading your book.. just stick your butt up a little higher.
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:48 PM   #48
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.. you can keep reading your book.. just stick your butt up a little higher.
Maybe be unromanitc, but at the same time, rather nice.....at least you won't miss out on your reading
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Old 11-05-2012, 06:30 PM   #49
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let's play hide the pickle... no, seriously.. I have a jar of pickles right here. bend over.
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Shall we blow each others noses?
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