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Old 06-01-2018, 05:34 PM   #101
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Just letting you know, that a queef from me is like a burp from the Amish.
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Old 06-04-2018, 11:41 PM   #102
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Ouch! What are you doing?? EATING pussy is just a figure of speech!
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Old 06-05-2018, 12:39 AM   #103
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"And when you finish, go collect the trash in the kitchen and take it to the dumpster."

Sadly, that's a real line.
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Old 08-05-2018, 04:56 PM   #104
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Hold i have to put cream on my rash
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Old 08-05-2018, 05:47 PM   #105
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we can suck each other's noses.... I hear it helps with sinus problems too..
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Old 08-05-2018, 08:18 PM   #106
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we can suck each other's noses.... I hear it helps with sinus problems too..
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Old 08-05-2018, 08:31 PM   #107
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Count her moles
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Old 08-05-2018, 08:39 PM   #108
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Trim each others mole hair
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Old 08-07-2018, 11:30 PM   #109
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hurry up i wanna post on m&F chat
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Old 08-08-2018, 12:37 AM   #110
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Can you shift your hips a bit? I wanna get this on video so I can post it later
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Old 08-08-2018, 09:19 PM   #111
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