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Old 08-02-2018, 02:41 PM   #26
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Open up and say derp
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:49 PM   #27
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Go derp yourself!
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:50 PM   #28
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Are you derping me, what the derp!
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:51 PM   #29
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I have derp in my hair
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:51 PM   #30
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Oh is that my derp, sorry
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:57 PM   #31
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You better tuck your derp back in
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:58 PM   #32
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You said you liked my derp, it was the biggest derp you ever saw
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Old 08-02-2018, 03:10 PM   #33
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You spilled your derp everywhere
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Old 08-02-2018, 03:10 PM   #34
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Here let me rub this derp in your skin, youll be a new person
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Old 08-02-2018, 03:13 PM   #35
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Derp me
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Old 08-02-2018, 03:15 PM   #36
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I can derp you all night...got lotion?
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Old 08-02-2018, 03:15 PM   #37
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Derp me hard, yes.....derp harder or is it go derper? I seem to forget!
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Old 08-02-2018, 03:16 PM   #38
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You cant handle the DERP!
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Old 08-02-2018, 03:49 PM   #39
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I love it when you fondle my derp...
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Old 08-02-2018, 08:21 PM   #40
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It's my derp today
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Old 08-02-2018, 08:23 PM   #41
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How much derp could woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck derp
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Old 08-02-2018, 08:38 PM   #42
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Wanna derp?
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Old 08-02-2018, 08:39 PM   #43
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Derpy de do da derpy day my oh my what a derpyful day
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Old 08-02-2018, 08:46 PM   #44
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Show me your derrrrp face baby
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This derp's for you Bud
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Old 08-03-2018, 10:37 AM   #47
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I am therefore I derp.
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Old 08-03-2018, 11:33 AM   #48
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To derp or not to derp: that is the question.
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derp (noun); Origination San Fernando Valley, CA USA


The merging of the terms dweeb and nerd in describing a person that's socially awkward, highly intelligent and is usually bullied in his adolescence but becomes highly successful in their adult lives in the fields of math, science, and technology.


Using derp in a sentence: "OMG, you are such a derp."
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Old 08-03-2018, 11:43 AM   #50
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Bryan don't ruin our fun game derpy mcderp!!
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