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Old 10-18-2017, 10:56 PM   #1
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Talking First Line on Page 45 of the Nearest Book Explains Your Love Life

Pick up the book nearest to you. Turn to page 45. The first line on the page explains your love life.

"Strangers scratching a seductive itch."

Snicker.
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Old 10-19-2017, 12:41 AM   #2
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The book nearest me is by Dr. Suess, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish

The first line on page 45 is "I like to hop"


Seems legit.
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Old 10-19-2017, 06:25 AM   #3
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Page 45, first line ..
...."Reported a 23% year-on-year decline"
Hmmm ...
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Old 10-19-2017, 06:44 AM   #4
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Old 10-19-2017, 01:14 PM   #5
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Old 10-19-2017, 02:46 PM   #6
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“Restrictions on social benefits, too, could no longer be avoided”

I wonder if this means having a friends with benefits is okay?
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Old 10-20-2017, 06:58 AM   #7
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So which is it, 0 or 1?
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Old 10-20-2017, 07:09 AM   #8
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But why should they take the risk?
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Old 10-20-2017, 09:54 AM   #9
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Old 10-22-2017, 10:25 PM   #10
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His formerly jovial manner, however, had disappeared, and a heavy solemnity, foreign to her remembrances of him, had taken its place.
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She wasn't sure what they wanted from her, but she was sure that she didn't want to give it.
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Old 10-22-2017, 11:57 PM   #12
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The sun begins to shine again. Isn't it funny, and isn't it true, how all change really does begin with us?
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Old 10-23-2017, 06:22 AM   #13
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Old 10-23-2017, 06:23 PM   #14
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Ya that's true for me too...
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Then, just as we were about to give up, I spotted a fish the exact same size and orangey color as Rover hiding behind a small castle.
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Transmitting the status of peripheral equipment.


I should send some dick pics.
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Old 07-16-2018, 10:31 PM   #17
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I should send some dick pics.
Just in case you're ever tempted,

I DO NOT recommend googling 'dick pics funny'


I'm gonna be bleaching my brain for awhile.
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Just in case you're ever tempted,

I DO NOT recommend googling 'dick pics funny'


I'm gonna be bleaching my brain for awhile.
One has to wonder what you were looking for.

Couldn't be any worse than 'blue waffle'
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One has to wonder what you were looking for.

Couldn't be any worse than 'blue waffle'
Asshat is just funny.

Stuffs. I was looking for...yeah..busted.
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