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Old 09-29-2008, 07:29 PM   #1
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Default the perfect woman would say.....

1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my p@#$%!
4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
5. God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
14. Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see!
15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother did a great job raising you.
18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
21. Not the king mall again!, come on let's go to that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
24. That was a great fart! Do another one!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:33 PM   #2
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:34 PM   #3
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I'm gonna have to say some of those now to hubby...its like a challenge.
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:36 PM   #4
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Must be some damn good drugs to come up with that fantasy!!!
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:36 PM   #5
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Hey why is there only 10 items on the perfect man list but 25 on the perfect woman list...should we be insulted!!!?
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:37 PM   #6
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I'm gonna have to say some of those now to hubby...its like a challenge.
4, 10, 21, and 25

i dare ya then again if you did i would love to see his face....we can only dream
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:38 PM   #7
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Hey why is there only 10 items on the perfect man list but 25 on the perfect woman list...should we be insulted!!!?
yeah that is to true..
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:39 PM   #8
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Hey why is there only 10 items on the perfect man list but 25 on the perfect woman list...should we be insulted!!!?
cos we are nearer perfection.....lol

i am joking, before i get lynched
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:41 PM   #9
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Hmmmm I have said some of those things... how come nobody thinks I am practically perfect?
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:45 PM   #10
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cos we are nearer perfection.....lol i am joking, before i get lynched
Perfect? Perfect what? Since I live so close to Hawaii let me give you a Hawaiian
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:48 PM   #11
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Old 09-29-2008, 08:10 PM   #12
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With my luck, if I found the perfect woman, she would probably say:
"Sorry, wrong number"
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Old 10-01-2008, 02:20 AM   #13
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I've said a few of these! LOL

Amazing how he's not interested....
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Old 10-01-2008, 06:45 AM   #14
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ummm...I actually do like hustler....lol
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Old 10-01-2008, 08:22 AM   #15
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26. I would never count or compare lists. As long as you're happy, I'm happy.
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Thanks for posting that Manitee...too funny!!!
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:14 PM   #18
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Manitee for once I'm speechless OMG....ROTFFLMFAO
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Old 01-31-2018, 08:32 AM   #19
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2008 i first posted this jeese, still a good read

1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my p@#$%!
4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
5. God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
14. Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see!
15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother did a great job raising you.
18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
21. Not the king mall again!, come on let's go to that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
24. That was a great fart! Do another one!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...
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Hmmmm I have said some of those things... how come nobody thinks I am practically perfect?
Oh, I bet to differ. I think you are pretty darn perfect.
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Lol .. hopefully not all at once. Maybe a bit too much to handle..
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2008 i first posted this jeese, still a good read

1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my p@#$%!
4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
5. God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
14. Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see!
15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother did a great job raising you.
18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
21. Not the king mall again!, come on let's go to that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
24. That was a great fart! Do another one!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...
Funny. The perfcet woman in a nutshell!! X
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A nutshell, you mean I've been looking in the wrong places all this time.
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A nutshell, you mean I've been looking in the wrong places all this time.
Ha ha I think so...
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