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Old 06-10-2012, 06:05 PM   #3001
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Roses are red
Your nipples erect
So sweet to my lips
Seems to have a good effect
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Old 06-10-2012, 06:20 PM   #3002
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Roses are red
just lick, nibble, or suck
and if you are lucky
I'll feel the need to fuck...
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Old 06-10-2012, 06:35 PM   #3003
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Roses are red
I am now quite excited
I will lick and suck
If u promise a fuck
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Old 06-10-2012, 07:29 PM   #3004
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roses are red
I am such the tease
I promise you nothing
for your aches to be eased
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Old 06-10-2012, 07:41 PM   #3005
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Roses are red
and Scoob is such a tease
Willy loves that
he will be back saying...please
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Old 06-10-2012, 07:54 PM   #3006
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Roses are Red
I'm ready for some fun
So what ya waiting on
Let's go hun
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Old 06-10-2012, 08:06 PM   #3007
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Roses are red
and what a suprise
I always love fun...but past my bed time
I have to run....hun

lol need more practice with these
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Old 06-11-2012, 12:32 AM   #3008
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come a little closer
And I'll fuck you

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Old 06-11-2012, 12:34 AM   #3009
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Roses are red
Aradia is hott
Touch your toes sweet lovely
I'll give you all I got!
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:30 AM   #3010
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Roses are red
I dont mind being teased
Its all in the game
Saying that tho I do like to please
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:02 AM   #3011
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Zippers are tough
But I have faith in you
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Old 06-11-2012, 11:53 AM   #3012
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Roses are red
it's gloomy outside
I'd rather stay in
lay him down and just ride
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Old 06-11-2012, 11:58 AM   #3013
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Roses are red
and grow in my yard
knowing I'm wet
makes you hard
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Old 06-11-2012, 12:03 PM   #3014
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Roses are red
It seems just a girl is ready
My erection is hard
Now just hold steady
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Old 06-11-2012, 12:05 PM   #3015
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
England are on soon
So its over to you!
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Old 06-11-2012, 12:06 PM   #3016
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roses are red and violets are redder
get down on your knees and give me a header. :P
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:53 PM   #3017
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Roses are red
files are not
but practicing perfection
is extremely hot
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Old 06-11-2012, 05:32 PM   #3018
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Roses are Red
I want a good fuck
My husband is home
so I'm out of luck
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Old 06-11-2012, 06:21 PM   #3019
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Roses are red
Myeyesmile WTF
Husbands at home!!
So go out for a fuck!!!
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Old 06-11-2012, 06:25 PM   #3020
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Roses are red
for them I fertilize
for me I buy only
the batteries that energize
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Old 06-11-2012, 06:30 PM   #3021
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Roses are red
That rampant rabbit is hot
You can feel the thing spasm
Guarantees an orgasms
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Old 06-11-2012, 06:37 PM   #3022
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Roses are red
for them I fertilize
for me I buy only
the batteries that energize
oats are tall and yellow
and batteries have a pink rabbit with drum
for me I'll meet you behind the barn
we'll beat his drum and have some fun
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Old 06-11-2012, 07:11 PM   #3023
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue,
What I thought was vaseline,
Turned out to be glue!
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Old 06-11-2012, 07:12 PM   #3024
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Roses are red
OMG you're stuck
Holy Hell
that was one great fuck
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Old 06-11-2012, 07:29 PM   #3025
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you find me in bed
I did not nut in your shoe!
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