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Old 08-22-2018, 10:41 PM   #5551
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Roses are red
Violets are blue,
My wicked imagination
Runs rampant for you.
Feel the heat
Where my eyes land,
And follow me to
Fantasyland.
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Old 08-22-2018, 10:44 PM   #5552
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let me take you
to places you'll find
that will surpass
any dream in your mind
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Old 08-22-2018, 10:56 PM   #5553
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue…
Sliding my foot
Up your leg will do.
I dare you to keep
A calm, straight face
While I’m getting closer
To your zipped up space.
People can’t see
Under the table,
Or they would know
Why your smile’s not stable.
We’ll have to sit here
For a little while
Because I feel a dampness
And your eyes are wild.
I love coming here
To this special booth
In the back of the diner:
This is proof.
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Old 08-23-2018, 05:19 PM   #5554
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Roses are red,
Violets are blueÖ
Thereís nothing more fun
Than flirting with you
Unless of course
Itís the mating danceÖ
Like a mad rabbit,
Chasing romance.
Give it up
For sexual addiction
When that angle is perfect,
Oh! violently exciting friction.
Dialing it back
Might make it last a while,
But nothing tops
The spice of wild.
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Old 08-23-2018, 05:29 PM   #5555
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Roses are red
your pu$$y is fun
I can't wait to taste it
with my big, long tongue
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Old 08-23-2018, 05:37 PM   #5556
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Not in your wildest fantasies
Can you imagine what I'd do to you
Time for drinks, I pour yours then you pour mine
Good Lord baby you're looking mighty fine
The way the lights dance off your eyes
That come hither smirk
I catch you checking out my size
As your nipples begin to perk
You kicked your shoes off, your feet are bare
Those soft sexy toes were teasing my leg hair
I started biting my bottom lip and showing some tongue
This was the night that had just begun!
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Old 08-23-2018, 08:01 PM   #5557
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Roses those ridiculous flowers
I've perused them in the shop for hours
I can't find the right ones for you
To persuade you to come over and screw

Why give flowers to make a girl smile?
They've been growing and blooming quite a while
Cutting them down, making them die
Seems like an odd thing to catch a girls eye

Here's an idea that'll make her swoon
and give you her body all night then till noon
Just be nice, smile and be kind
Maybe just maybe she'll bare her behind
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Old 08-23-2018, 08:15 PM   #5558
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Roses are red
my sex life is dead
what do I need to do to get you in bed?
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Old 08-24-2018, 12:05 AM   #5559
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue…
That sinful smile
Looks hot on you.
My nails will score
My name on your skin
(If I can remember my name … )
You’re my favorite sin.
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Old 08-24-2018, 12:06 AM   #5560
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You give great head
Now I will do you
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Old 08-24-2018, 12:20 AM   #5561
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Roses are red
Gardens are pretty
I'll never forget the night you gave me some titty
Your nipple was hard, the circle was pink
OMG! I didn't know what to think
You took me by the wrist with your velvet hand
I couldn't wait to see the rest of your plan
Next thing I knew my fingertips were touching your breast
While simultaneously you had started kissing my chest
Needless to say things got hot and steamy
Moans, groans, sighs and your panties were creamy
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Old 08-24-2018, 09:20 PM   #5562
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Blue velvet violets,
Roses red like wine,
Sex doggy style,
Or sixty nineÖ
Up on the roof
Or under a tree,
You love getting laid
As much as me.
The variations
May not be news,
Sex has been around a while
And left some clues.
Some say sex is bad
And itís a sin,
But arenít sins forgiven?
So count me in.
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Old 08-24-2018, 09:25 PM   #5563
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get on the bed
And Ill enjoy you
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Old 08-24-2018, 09:25 PM   #5564
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Old 08-24-2018, 09:28 PM   #5565
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you don't bring me flowers
but that wont break my heart
we make love for hours
we've mastered the fine art

We join together meld as one
it's invigorating healthy and fun
to mate like teens, with much more skill
we please one another, my heart be still

Lets do it again we just cant lose
do it so hard we leave with a bruise
and when we are done and kiss in the shower
that's when I'll give you a beautiful flower
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Old 08-25-2018, 12:45 AM   #5566
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
The song in my head
Takes my thoughts to you.
Rock & roll
Or roll & rock,
Sometimes youíre on top
And sometimes youíre not.
Just stay right there
While I saddle up
Because cowgirls are fun
And you get to erupt.
Turn me over -
I love it when you grind,
No time like the present
To lose my mind.
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Old 08-25-2018, 08:20 AM   #5567
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Roses are red
It's been a long time
Since so many members
Jumped in on a rhyme
Seems the one staple
No matter where you go
She needs the rod and he needs the hole
Have you ever wondered if it's true
You can't even imagine what I'd do to you
It starts with eyes locked, our hearts beating faster
You can't wait to succumb to your Master
Unbutton your blouse, unhook your bra
Those beautiful breasts should be against the law
Mmmm feels so good when you squeeze my man
Oops sorry for the mess in your hand
I could praise your body all night long
But talk is cheap, it's time we go strong!
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Old 08-25-2018, 09:08 AM   #5568
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Roses are red
I lay in my bed
visions of you appear in my head

The last time we kissed and did it four times
In some states we may have committed a crime

The memory lingers for weeks after, still
it still makes me wonder when I'll get the hotel bill

Forward, backward, left side and right
it's a wonder if we even slept at all that night

we parted ways, exhausted and tired
better get to work today, or else I'll get fired

Until the next, I have memories
of you looking up at me while on your knees
and said to me .. you don't have to say please...
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Old 08-25-2018, 10:45 PM   #5569
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Roses are red,
With a familiar scent.
I want you. Right now.
This very moment.
Take off your jeans
And lie back on the divan.
Leave the boxer briefs on.
Iím only human.
The scent of your arousal
As you harden against my mouth
Is an intoxicating reminder
What this evening is about.
Caressing your hard thighs
Sucking cotton covered balls
Makes my pussy quiverÖ
I donít need to breathe at all.
I love the noises that you make
When I toss the briefs aside,
Love the feel of your erection
Down my throat as you glide.
Now itís really up to you -
I love to swallow every dropÖ
Or do you want to do me?
You can do anything but stop.
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roses are red, yellow, magenta
I've been daydreaming ever since I bent ya

over the hood of my 03 Durango
we did it that way, and tried another angle

frontward, backward cowboy and sixty nine
after three hours we were sure feeling fine

Its funny when you were on top
just about to cum, we ducked from a cop

No despair we said with a grin
just hop back on and we'll get there again

So thank you red rose, you sacrificed your life
so I could have great sex with someone, not my wife.
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Roses are red,
Itís the middle of the night.
You thought you wore me out
Before you left: not quite!

Iím speed dialing your number
With phone sex on my mind.
My super charged dildo,
Fully powered, will do fine.

As I tell what Iíd do to you,
The noises youíre making
Assure me that youíre listening,
And now your voice is shaking.

It was all you earlier
And that left me so satisfied!
But that was hours ago!
Now itís my turn to drive.

Close your eyes baby,
Youíre hot, wild & sexy Ö
No other man does it for me
So come on and let me

Tell you where my mouth is
And what my hands are caressing,
How deeply I ache inside,
And while Iím confessing

I really should watch it
When my toy hits the wall,
Nothing will ever equal
You - and a booty call.
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Roses are red
Ladyz made the room steam
Got so hot in here
That it made me cream
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Loud gasping breaths,
Sounds of mutual pleasure -
Holy shit thatís way too hot
To really measureÖ

I love to hear
You gasp for air,
And your voice go raspy
When you start to swear.

Okay, so tease that tongue
And let that grin infect
The light in your eyes
As you become erect,

I can feel your heat
Across the room,
I want you in my mouth,
Mine to consumeÖ

Sucking like a hoover,
Playing with your balls,
I want to hear your voice
Bounce off the walls.

Then you might love me once,
Love me twice,
Maybe lose count
Through the nightÖ

And Iíll store this memory,
A one night standÖ
For when itís just me and my toys,
And Iím alone again.
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Roses are red,
With a familiar scent.
I want you. Right now.
This very moment.
Take off your jeans
And lie back on the divan.
Leave the boxer briefs on.
Iím only human.
The scent of your arousal
As you harden against my mouth
Is an intoxicating reminder
What this evening is about.
Caressing your hard thighs
Sucking cotton covered balls
Makes my pussy quiverÖ
I donít need to breathe at all.
I love the noises that you make
When I toss the briefs aside,
Love the feel of your erection
Down my throat as you glide.
Now itís really up to you -
I love to swallow every dropÖ
Or do you want to do me?
You can do anything but stop.

Roses are red, the Susquehanna's a river
you had me at.....
"makes my pussy quiver"
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Roses are red
You said you would
Timing sucks! If only I could
You're wearing my favorite nightie and looking for love
In my mind I picture us fitting like a glove
I love your lips, your eyes, your hair
It's so hot the way you refuse to keep on your underwear
You're playing our favorite song and already touching yourself
Your body is beautiful but attitude is your wealth
The promises you make I feel through the phone
Oh man neither of us want to be alone
The conversation gets hotter we know there's no other choice
You tell me you've checked and it's really moist
Your heavy breathing excites me to no end
Our Hott naughty language starts to blend
You tell me it's time and start to scream!
OMG! Baby I'm starting to cream!
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