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Old 01-22-2015, 04:09 PM   #26
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Ice has been trying to teach me cockney forever. All I got is 'ello govenah!
I have to google it myself
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Old 01-22-2015, 04:10 PM   #27
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I have to google it myself
That's what I do. Some of it makes no sense. I think that's the point
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Old 01-22-2015, 04:11 PM   #28
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15 , and it says I could be British lol
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Old 01-22-2015, 04:12 PM   #29
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Here's a few "Yorkshire" ones

Bonce
Chuffed
Kegs
Owt
Put wood in hole
Jammy sod
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Old 01-22-2015, 04:13 PM   #30
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Here's a few "Yorkshire" ones

Bonce
Chuffed
Kegs
Owt
Put wood in hole
Jammy sod
i need to incorporate the word chuffed more into my vocabulary
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i need to incorporate the word chuffed more into my vocabulary
I do say that quite a bit.

Kegs only when I was a kid.
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I do say that quite a bit.

Kegs only when I was a kid.
I need a yorkshire to american dictionary
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I'll have to think of a few

Like , ayup mi duck
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I need a yorkshire to american dictionary
Bonce - head
Chuffed - pleased
Kegs - Underpants
Owt - anything
Put wood in hol - shut the door
Jammy sod - lucky sod
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Old 01-22-2015, 04:26 PM   #35
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It's gettin a bit black ooer bills mothas

The Sky is looking very black over there
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Old 01-22-2015, 04:27 PM   #36
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Bonce - head
Chuffed - pleased
Kegs - Underpants
Owt - anything
Put wood in hol - shut the door
Jammy sod - lucky sod
Kegs is another word I totally need to incorporate into my vocabulary
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Old 01-22-2015, 04:46 PM   #37
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13 out of 15..

It's not so much what they say, but how they say it.

If that had been oral test..hmmm.
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Old 01-22-2015, 07:08 PM   #38
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15 out of 15. Apparently I COULD be British!

Maybe if I pulled my socks up and got 20 out of 15 I WOULD be British and not left feeling like I was flogging a dead horse!

I'm off to get three sheets to the wind now and maybe spend a penny later.

This cockney rhyming slang is rubbish really. It don't even rhyme!
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Old 01-22-2015, 07:25 PM   #39
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Very difficult to masturbate too.
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Old 01-22-2015, 07:36 PM   #40
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Very difficult to masturbate too.
That's why we say "give it a bit of elbow grease"...
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Old 01-22-2015, 07:44 PM   #41
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9 out of 15, I could never be a Brit
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This cockney rhyming slang is rubbish really. It don't even rhyme!
Oi ! Thats my heritage you are denigrating
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I got 14, but being multiple choice helped in the ones I was least familiar with. I suspect the tv and movie watching helped.
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I got 13 out of 15. As a Canadian, I consider myself semi-british
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I've got 10 out of 15, and it still says I could be a Brit ... that's true British humour ...
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I got 15 out of 15.

Goodness maybe I'm not pretending to be British just to pick up strangers online after all.

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I got 15 out of 15.

Goodness maybe I'm not pretending to be British just to pick up strangers online after all.

Well I'm a right warmer, you could booby trap me with ease ...
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Well I'm a right warmer, you could booby trap me with ease ...
I've read that the Internet is filled with booby traps. Alas I've hunted them in vain....
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I've read that the Internet is filled with booby traps. Alas I've hunted them in vain....
You have to be fox and hounds to catch them out ... oh wait, that's a pub I used to go to ...
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