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Old 04-16-2018, 05:54 PM   #20976
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Little old lady walking out of Tim Horton's big smile and bustin a move as I held the door for her. I couldn't help, but giggle watching her and she looked at me and told me "that George Clooney looking guy in there just winked at her and she's still got it"! I was all excited to see me some George Clooney, but he must have been hiding from me
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Old 04-22-2018, 07:24 PM   #20977
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you have to love when the obsessive butt-hurt over internet people becomes so all-consuming that you can't even rep the right person.

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Old 04-22-2018, 07:40 PM   #20978
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Old 04-22-2018, 07:44 PM   #20979
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Old 04-25-2018, 10:28 AM   #20980
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Old 04-25-2018, 10:33 AM   #20981
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That someone would try to corner me into being their political persuasion...
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Old 04-25-2018, 11:37 AM   #20982
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Ive never seen so many politicians..in one room...smile the biggest smiles like that?
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Old 04-25-2018, 11:38 AM   #20983
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The dog ..chasing a big bumblebee...oh that fcker is in for one nasty surprise
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Old 04-25-2018, 04:48 PM   #20984
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Old 04-25-2018, 05:10 PM   #20985
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Zoë did, my little bitchy one
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Old 04-25-2018, 10:17 PM   #20986
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Old 05-02-2018, 09:35 AM   #20987
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The lady who told me she sneezed so hard that she blew the hemorrhoid cream out of her ass
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Old 05-02-2018, 09:43 AM   #20988
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Ewwww!
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Old 05-02-2018, 09:45 AM   #20989
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Ewwww!
(ok, I just laughed too)
Right? Horrifying yet entertaining maybe I really AM disturbed!!
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Old 05-02-2018, 10:36 AM   #20990
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Police: "Turn around"

Me: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely at you never coming round

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Me: Bright Eyes

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Old 05-02-2018, 10:41 AM   #20991
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Pillowcases...breeze blocks..and ball gags
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