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Old 05-20-2015, 02:49 PM   #1
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....Tom is frantically deleting shit and editing posts.

When's the vacation?
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When Sin starts talking about God..and how The Lord saved him
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Old 05-20-2015, 02:50 PM   #3
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....Tom is frantically deleting shit and editing posts.

When's the vacation?
It takes off in a totally unexpected direction that's full of juvenile insults.
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It takes off in a totally unexpected direction that's full of juvenile insults.
Oh come on E!..youve been guilty of a few of them yourself..correct?
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Oh come on E!..youve been guilty of a few of them yourself..correct?
Who, me? Me? I would never do such a thing, or find any humor in it.

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....a bit of nipple is showing.
WTF?

You hated my nipple shot?..double standard bitchin...fo' sho!
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Old 05-20-2015, 02:57 PM   #13
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...Sophie starts giving shout outs to dudes with allegedly big dicks.
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Old 05-20-2015, 03:18 PM   #14
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You need to make a Vodka thread then!..itll never die!
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...Sophie starts giving shout outs to dudes with allegedly big dicks.
Has Sophie been flirting with 1zor again?
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See what I did here, MS, you big toolbox?



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...Sophie starts giving shout outs to dudes with allegedly big dicks.
It's the internet my friend - where everyone can have big dicks and super perky bosoms. And if you're really lucky, you find both of those in the same soul mate.
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I'm sure yours didn't fail as badly as my Mad Libs thread.

I vaguely remember that thread......
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Only me and you would post in it
Nah...we'd just get pissed..and invite everyone
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I did...and "Tranny Tex"...will forever be on my mind
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