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Old 06-23-2007, 04:45 PM   #1
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Who do I speak to for flirting lessons? I'm in desperate need and I'll do anything.

I best learn stuff via demonstration (social learning theory, I believe it's called).

I can grasp how to post, but I'm duff at speaking to ladies - I stuff it up all the time.

I require strict training and a thorough examination.

Shame nothing can be done about the cheesy humour, eh.
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Old 06-23-2007, 04:52 PM   #2
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mmmmmmmmm! now why do I get the impression this man is actually very good at all of the above!!!
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Old 06-23-2007, 04:54 PM   #3
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mmmmmmmmm! now why do I get the impression this man is actually very good at all of the above!!!
Because he says he is not????
(bait?)
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Old 06-23-2007, 04:55 PM   #4
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Because he says he is not????
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Old 06-23-2007, 04:58 PM   #5
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exactly...
Does he need lessons of a different type??
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Old 06-23-2007, 05:00 PM   #6
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Does he need lessons of a different type??

Noooooooooo! he will learn....
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Old 06-23-2007, 05:07 PM   #7
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Good. Y'both here.

As I said, demonstration works best. Somthing to stimulate my brain would be perfect. Might take me some time to pick it up. You might have to hammer it home, I dunno.

When you're ready, we can start the first lesson
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Can I sign up too?
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Old 11-15-2018, 09:28 PM   #9
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I think we should proclaim you the M&F Archaeologist given your talent for unearthing long forgotten threads.
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Old 11-17-2018, 05:43 PM   #10
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Holy cow, this is even older than I am!!!
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Old 11-20-2018, 10:01 PM   #11
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I think we should proclaim you the M&F Archaeologist given your talent for unearthing long forgotten threads.
Itís easier digging up old threads than starting clever new ones. I just hope I donít offend anyone by bringing back a thread they donít like.
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Old 11-21-2018, 08:01 AM   #12
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I am not the greatest at starting to flirt. However, I have learned to just go with the flow and if things were meant to work they will.
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Old 11-21-2018, 11:34 AM   #13
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Guess he wasn't that good after all?
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Old 11-21-2018, 03:31 PM   #14
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nice tits is a great ice breaker,

actually its a bit of a jaw breaker too now that i come to think about it
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Old 11-21-2018, 03:46 PM   #15
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actually its a bit of a jaw breaker too now that i come to think about it
Are you saying nipples as hard as ice picks?
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So, I guess the flirting ‘lessons ‘ are out of the question ?
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Old 04-18-2019, 10:33 PM   #20
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Or are there women here that want to practice?
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Make them watch as you finger your own butt. Ladies love that.
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Tell them, this one time, your post about panhandling at red lights in the Rants and Raves section of Craigslist made Best Of. Ladies love that.
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Say, "Come here often?", a bunch. Ladies love that.
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Keep mentioning that you're in a band named Sausage Nest. Ladies love that.
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You're like the flirting Lorax. You speak for the Ladies and what's between their knees.
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