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Old 02-16-2018, 01:51 PM   #6601
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OMG !!!!! My dreams have been answered.

Wash my car.
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Old 02-16-2018, 01:54 PM   #6602
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OMG !!!!! My dreams have been answered.

Wash my car.
Extra points if I get my tee shirt wet?

Let me ride.
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Old 02-16-2018, 01:54 PM   #6603
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Extra points if I get my tee shirt wet?

Let me ride.
Oh yeah --- lots and lots of points!!

Ride THIS, baby !
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Old 02-16-2018, 01:57 PM   #6604
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Old 02-16-2018, 02:19 PM   #6605
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Rim job please
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Old 02-16-2018, 02:55 PM   #6606
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Closest you're gonna get is the Grand Canyon!

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Old 02-16-2018, 02:56 PM   #6607
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It can smile?

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Old 02-16-2018, 02:59 PM   #6608
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Better stand back.
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Old 02-16-2018, 03:18 PM   #6609
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Old 02-16-2018, 03:20 PM   #6610
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Old 02-16-2018, 03:23 PM   #6611
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^^^How do I do that??

Get it wet.
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Old 02-16-2018, 03:39 PM   #6612
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you can't, I let my drunken mind wander

This one's for the Germans out there:

Eat my shit
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Old 02-16-2018, 03:47 PM   #6613
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I’m keeping my mouth closed for once.

And.......Shut Your Ass.
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Scratch my back!
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Old 02-16-2018, 04:20 PM   #6615
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Old 02-16-2018, 05:50 PM   #6616
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Yesss!

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Old 02-16-2018, 06:45 PM   #6617
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Old 02-16-2018, 11:15 PM   #6618
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Old 02-16-2018, 11:37 PM   #6619
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Old 02-17-2018, 02:08 AM   #6620
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Right there! YES!!!
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Old 02-17-2018, 10:01 PM   #6621
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Perfect, don’t stop
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Old 02-18-2018, 12:37 PM   #6622
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Old 02-26-2018, 10:40 PM   #6623
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Old 03-21-2018, 08:54 PM   #6624
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Old 03-31-2018, 07:03 PM   #6625
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