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Old 07-17-2013, 12:30 PM   #1
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Whats the Best thing to say to a Woman?

lets see how much men really pay attention..

ladies give us some ideas we can use at home or here
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:35 PM   #2
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You can ask her for her opinion on something tell her that you value it.
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:35 PM   #3
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:36 PM   #4
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I'll start with the easy stuff:


You look beautiful.

I miss you already.

That was delicious.

You are so much fun.

Great hair, shoes, smile, etc.
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:37 PM   #5
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good one..

What do you think? wow that's a winner.
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:38 PM   #6
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:38 PM   #7
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:39 PM   #8
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so lie?
Lie , Billie! Lie your ass off ...lol... And keep peace!
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:40 PM   #9
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:42 PM   #10
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ok, let's not go all science fiction now..it has to be something possible.
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:44 PM   #12
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:45 PM   #13
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You don't sweat much for a fat girl ??
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Noooooooooooooooooo never! I'd cut off my penis first!!!
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Noooooooooooooooooo never! I'd cut off my penis first!!!

see, Billy...

this belongs in the How to get a man to cut off his own penis thread.
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:55 PM   #17
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Noooooooooooooooooo never! I'd cut off my penis first!!!
Doesn't count when you have a detachable one!!!! Just sayin'
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Noooooooooooooooooo never! I'd cut off my penis first!!!
Oh we are very visual also so sometimes that would be our preference.. can we help ?
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this belongs in the How to get a man to cut off his own penis thread.
Nahhh ... if you want him to cut it off, just tell him Rosie O'Donnell rode it the last time he was drunk and passed out .... off it comes !!!!
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anything & everything with perfect honesty with respect & politeness (hopefully she is worthy of it)
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baby your eyes are like the first light from the stars above
Your hair is like the finest silk
Your skin is smooth and creamy and sexy
Your body cannot be surpassed by any angel from heaven

Now where's my sammich! Halftimes almost over!!
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