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Old 02-27-2019, 04:04 PM   #76
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She's a fun southerner
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Old 02-27-2019, 09:54 PM   #77
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Still love that ass!
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Old 03-02-2019, 03:43 AM   #78
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She’s a wonderful addition to the board but, she doesn’t respond to pm’s anymore
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Old 05-13-2019, 01:54 PM   #79
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He's not badly chiselled out of the block ...
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Old 05-13-2019, 02:16 PM   #80
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He always makes us ladies feel like we are special .
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Old 05-13-2019, 02:18 PM   #81
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My dear Genie, you ARE special, and very much so
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Old 05-13-2019, 02:27 PM   #82
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Your a truly dear friend.
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Old 05-13-2019, 02:38 PM   #83
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You sure share the best hugs
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Old 05-13-2019, 04:50 PM   #84
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You're friendly to everyone!

(I thought we were actually supposed to send a rep so, I did that, too...lol)
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Old 05-14-2019, 06:29 PM   #85
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If he does know where all the girls went ... he deserves lots of rep
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Old 07-05-2019, 09:47 AM   #86
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He has a very impressive disappearing act!
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Old 07-05-2019, 04:42 PM   #87
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Love to see you on the board!
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Old 07-05-2019, 04:46 PM   #88
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Such nice legs Rose!
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Old 07-07-2019, 11:09 AM   #89
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Always an excellent sparing partner with the words!
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Old 07-07-2019, 09:46 PM   #90
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always nice & sweet
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Old 07-07-2019, 10:13 PM   #91
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she alone knows where all the bodies are buried.
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Old 07-08-2019, 11:10 PM   #92
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That dark cloud is really just a puff of smoke
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Old 07-08-2019, 11:11 PM   #93
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I'd love to smell your roses ...
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Old 07-09-2019, 03:39 AM   #94
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You make fine days for others....
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Old 07-09-2019, 07:35 AM   #95
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Always enjoy reading her posts..
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Old 07-09-2019, 08:11 AM   #96
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A good addition to the site.
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Old 07-09-2019, 11:24 AM   #97
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I read that she was a little naughty AND a little nice...
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Old 07-09-2019, 11:36 AM   #98
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He may be mostly hard as marble, but I bet there is a soft side to him as well.
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Old 07-09-2019, 11:46 AM   #99
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Beautiful and Sweet, just like her name says!!!
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Someone I am glad to have in my corner.
I won't say what I've caught him doing in that corner, though.
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