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Old 07-10-2018, 07:43 PM   #1
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Old 07-10-2018, 09:20 PM   #2
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Old 07-10-2018, 09:23 PM   #3
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She is beautiful as her avatar is .
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:17 PM   #4
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She is so sexy in her avatar
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Old 11-10-2018, 08:29 PM   #5
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She keeps things moving at a fast pace when she is around!
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Old 11-10-2018, 09:32 PM   #6
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Great combination of hot and sweet. Bet she could heat up a lunch date.
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Old 11-10-2018, 09:35 PM   #7
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He is always a brat, but will always be a friend first! Lunch sounds great, pencil me in!
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Old 11-10-2018, 10:25 PM   #8
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Life is easy ....
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Old 11-10-2018, 10:33 PM   #9
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Old 11-10-2018, 11:00 PM   #10
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Keep up the good work jill!
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Old 11-10-2018, 11:03 PM   #11
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You still have the most gorgeous woman in your av
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Old 11-23-2018, 07:26 PM   #12
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Always has beautiful AV's and a real sweetheart who I miss
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Old 11-23-2018, 11:35 PM   #13
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She's making me dream of and is in love with a young cockatiel
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Old 11-23-2018, 11:38 PM   #14
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She's a redhead, what's not to like?!
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Old 11-24-2018, 03:59 AM   #15
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He's a great guy!
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Old 11-24-2018, 04:10 AM   #16
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She needs to move that camera a little higher
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A good morning.....giggle!
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Some wood..yes...definitely some wood

Hey..I'm a carpenter
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Old 11-28-2018, 07:23 PM   #20
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He has a huge heart!
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Old 11-28-2018, 07:30 PM   #22
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Old 12-04-2018, 08:52 AM   #23
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Your sense of snarcasm makes me giggle
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You're making me smile with happiness
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Old 12-04-2018, 04:53 PM   #25
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You can't imagine how much I wish that!
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